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“I’m a shark, not a sharpened pencil!”
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“Why did the shark bring a ladder? It wanted to climb the food chain!”
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“I’m fintastic and I know it!”
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“Sharks don’t have to worry about haircuts. We’re always in style!”
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“I don’t always chase surfers, but when I do, I prefer Dos Bitey.”
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“Why did the shark join a band? He had great finstrument skills!”
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“I’m not a man-eater, I’m just a selective eater!”
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“I have a great sense of humor, but please don’t push me to the ‘jaws’ of laughter!”
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“What do you call a shark that delivers presents? Santa jaws!”
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“I’m a shark, not a snail. I can’t carry my home on my back!”
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“Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming… and watch out for the fish and chips truck!” ISLAMIC QUOTES ABOUT SELF LOVE
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“I love to tell fish jokes, but they always find them so ‘un-cod-tional’!”
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“Why did the shark blush? Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!”
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“I’m the most ‘fin-tertaining’ predator in the sea!”
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“Don’t fear sharks; fear running out of ice cream!”
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“Remember, I have 300 teeth and plenty of bite-sized humor!”
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“Just when you thought it was safe to tell a fish pun… here I am!”
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“I’m not here to make waves, just to create a ‘tide-ious’ amount of laughter!”
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“Why did the shark start a podcast? He had plenty of ‘fin-sights’ to share!”
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“You don’t need a bigger boat, just a bigger sense of humor!”