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“I tried exercise once, but I think I’ll stick to being a snack and not doing them.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“I might be lazy, but I can do 100 different ways to avoid the gym.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross fit. I cross my fingers and hope my fitbit counts it.”
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“I like to exercise at the gym, but mostly just to check out my own reflection.”
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“I would do more cardio, but my heart just isn’t in it.”
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“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I make sure to tell everyone about it.”
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“I work out because I know I would’ve been the first one to die in the Hunger Games.”
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“The only six-pack I’ll ever have is in my fridge.”
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“I hate exercise, but I love the feeling afterwards. The feeling of eating pizza guilt-free, that is.” MERRY CHRISTMAS QUOTES FAMILY
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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.”
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“I started a new workout routine, it’s called ‘Dinner and a show’. I lift my fork and watch reruns.”
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“I don’t always exercise, but when I do, I make sure to complain about it for days afterwards.”
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“I enjoy long romantic walks on the beach…if there’s a burger joint at the end.”
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“I don’t need a gym membership, my stairs serve as a daily reminder of how much I avoid exercise.”
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“Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.”
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“I don’t run. If you ever see me running, you should probably run too because something is chasing me.”
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“I believe in retail therapy. It’s kind of like a workout, right? I mean, I’m carrying all these shopping bags.”
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“I don’t have a personal trainer, I have takeout menus.”
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“They say exercise is a daily habit. Well, so is avoiding it.”