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“Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.”
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“The road to success is always under construction.”
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“If at first you don’t succeed, fix your ponytail and try again.”
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“Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me.”
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“Your life can’t fall apart if it was never well-constructed to begin with.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it… or just Google it.”
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“Success is like being pregnant, everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you were screwed.”
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… She gave me a big hug.”
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“Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.”
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“The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!” QUOTES ABOUT LOVE BEING HARD
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“If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.”
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“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.'”
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“I’m not saying I’m Batman, but have you ever seen us in the same room together?”
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“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”
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“Dear Diet, things just haven’t been working between us. It’s not me, it’s you. You’re tasteless and boring. I’m moving on. Love, Me.”
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“Behind every successful person, there’s a lot of coffee.”
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“Do I run? Yes. Out of patience, motivation, and money!”
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“I put the ‘fun’ in ‘dysfunctional’.”
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“You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a jar of Nutella.”
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“I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need a glass of wine and a vacation.”