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“I’m sorry, but Christmas as we know it is canceled!” – Mr. Burns
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“Aren’t we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa.” – Bart Simpson
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“It’s not easy being a dad. But it’s a job I enjoy. Because if I didn’t do it, my kids would’ve been raised by wolves.” – Homer Simpson
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“In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!” – Ned Flanders
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“Lisa, if I don’t survive this, tell your mother I love her… and buy yourself something nice.” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, I’m going to miss you so much. And it’s not just the sex. It’s also the food preparation.” – Homer Simpson
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“No shoes, no shirt, no problem!” – Bart Simpson
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“Son, when you participate in sporting events, it’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how drunk you get.” – Homer Simpson
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“Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.” – Homer Simpson
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“Don’t have a cow, man!” – Bart Simpson
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“I can’t even say the word ‘titmouse’ without giggling like a schoolgirl.” – Moe Szyslak
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“Uter, I’m sorry if your feelings are hurt. But joining the army is a glorious opportunity. You get to kill people and have them be grateful!” – Principal Skinner BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT LETTING GO
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“I have three kids and no money. Why can’t I have no kids and three money?” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m normally not a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me Superman!” – Homer Simpson
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“Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice, normal family.” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, you being a cop makes you the man. Which makes me the woman – and I have no interest in that.” – Homer Simpson
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“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson here is, never try.” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to hell?” – Homer Simpson
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“It’s not easy being drunk all the time. Everyone would do it if it were easy.” – Homer Simpson
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“I can’t believe it! Reading and writing actually paid off!” – Bart Simpson
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“We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.” – Homer Simpson
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“The strong must protect the sweet.” – Lisa Simpson