“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Unknown
“Do more things that make you forget to check your phone.” – Unknown
“Life is like a roller coaster. Enjoy the ride.” – Unknown
“Be happy. It drives people crazy.” – Unknown
“Don’t grow up, it’s a trap.” – Unknown
“I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me and I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown
“When nothing goes right, go left.” – Unknown
“I do comedy, but I am not a clown.” – Charlie Chaplin
“Life is too important to be taken seriously.” – Oscar Wilde
“A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin
“Don’t be a salty bitch. Be a tequila.” – Unknown
“Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.” – Unknown
“You can’t make everyone happy, you’re not a jar of Nutella.” – Unknown
“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.” – Victor Hugo AVAILABILITY QUOTES AND SAYINGS
“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.” – Unknown
“Life is too short to drive boring cars.” – Unknown
“I’m not a snack, I’m the whole damn buffet.” – Unknown
“I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop pissing me off.” – Unknown
“The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
“If there’s no chocolate in heaven, I’m not going.” – Jane Seabrook
“Life is a party. Dress like it.” – Audrey Hepburn
“Be a pineapple: stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.” – Unknown
“I just want to drink coffee, create stuff, and sleep.” – Unknown
“Champagne is always the answer, no matter what the question is.” – Unknown
“Smile, it’s free therapy.” – Douglas Horton
“Eat cake, it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.” – Unknown
“I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.” – Unknown