“I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“I’m not saying he should’ve killed her… but I understand.”
“Joey doesn’t share food!”
“Could I BE wearing any more clothes?” – Joey
“We were on a break!” – Ross
“Oh, they’re not cookies. They’re my special recipe of 50% chocolate and 50% butter-sauteed shrimp.” – Phoebe
“How you doin’?” – Joey
“It tastes like feet!” – Ross
“You don’t have a ‘placemat of togetherness’?” – Monica
“I’m Chandler. Could I be wearing any more clothes?”
“Monica, you’re 28 years old. You should have a unisex name.” – Phoebe
“Hey, I’m Chandler. I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” – Chandler STUCK QUOTES AND SAYINGS
“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?”
“Their horns and their little, gooey, clicking feet. What do they need them for? I’ll tell you. To scare the French!”
“Unagi is a total state of awareness. Only by achieving true unagi can you be prepared for any danger that may befall you.”
“I wish I could, but I don’t want to.”
“I say more dumb things before 9 AM than most people say all day.”
“You are so far past the line, you can’t even see the line. The line is a dot to you!”
“It’s like all my life everyone’s told me, ‘You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe!’. Well, what if I don’t want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a purse or a hat?”
“I got off the plane.”
“Why don’t you stop worrying about sounding smart and just be yourself?”
“Okay, but I don’t want to be known as the ‘father of the smelly baby’.” – Ross
“I’m not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment instead?”