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“I told myself I would stop spending money like it’s monopoly money, but then I realized I’m basically playing a real-life game of monopoly.”
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“Of course, I have expensive taste. It’s called having standards.”
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“Being rich is hard work. I’m constantly juggling my champagne glass and designer handbag.”
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“I may be broke, but at least I have great Instagram followers.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYVJXaGxkdER6KzhMQjhGYW91REhvWStjTFR2UzE0QURGSTNNQzNpRS9ueUhkOUtzV0pvUWVBdnA3a3RCNjhxM1M4Uk9jRlJSMlZ5c3MvZnVyQndGOUtWMUF0ZXlHL2pRejV2K1BNaTRnMU0xdDF1alBZSEZ6aGRiNWQvRjY2TWQxUDRiU2syRWdxT3UwaFpCNTRVQjh3PQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(8765725d2d0a0a010f3421adbcdcd6cb).jpg)
“People say money can’t buy happiness, but have you ever seen someone frown on a yacht?”
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“I may not have a trust fund, but I have a trusty credit card.”
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“I don’t walk, I sashay. It’s all about making an entrance.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2anNGSDlHMU1pT1c2SkxqdmUyeDBSL095TU9wMWpIY3ltYURZNXoyZnUyOUx3ZGYxaTYySlltdjg2aXJQRkZMWG9vN0tZc1p4SmlkdEVibFdTNGovbEJMSW5nTytmdG5JSVg2TTdyZVprczhnPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(916e0035f6e811290d831363a7e87fc0).jpg)
“I don’t just burn bridges, I set them on fire with a designer match.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWk4vNFVXMnZYcU9PZGVmaXZTejcwek9VeUE1THNjOCtLZzlxY01aSDRkTHlZcmx5YXdGUGNIWUtnUnkwdTQ2S2ExUEMyNm1ja3BPTUQ3VTNPZ1drYWV1ekhrQnZuUnMzeUhMM2FNdS80QnhNV2kyUG0zZkRQU0RlK09uSmp1NEJBPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(2a8d35b744e279d9279d94531f44fb3b).jpg)
“Who needs friends when you have a closet full of designer clothes?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWUM0eXQ5Q3ZVNjRzaTU0dUNPaXAvUXZQSVRjQjQyTHo5RU9ZcUNDNjFxVlVLcmx3MWxZZHQrb2Y1MldCTzVNM3VDSWxTK3hHalpGb2c4d3p3Mlp3eGdTYW52dEdORHNUL00wWUFWN0YzdmpEOEpmbGxrd2k4SFpRSEt5RFM2Y3kyVFR2cWhwVHF5U0UyWVFWMnFxTjlzPQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(93ddd40c419c8da2fcc26928711a4133).jpg)
“I work hard so my dog can have a better life. Plus, she looks great in designer outfits.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6LzZTZ2N6YjhvY2lSbWxsNWIrdFNsU3VURlhwR013c2xHYzFxK1k5UW1LejFici9OWDdlamkzWnVmU2dJT293cUZFMVVKeGF5dXRETEFSajRLVXpOeVRDQkdnSG5vb1VZZHNyWUpMc0hIRyt3PT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a2652c97bbfdb8e15b6f980f5397a185).jpg)
“My life motto: Dress well, eat well, and let someone else pay the bill.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdWtJQUhON1lnVWIwU1Nmd0xHaXNNbXRueXNPb0JTbW1LZTZaLytaTDZEM2hPZTBxT0hWdWU1cTlqaVFKdHVpRHlsbHdDZGVNdlVmRjNaSnppd0x1K0o%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(12d65056f725e9912d1386a11c741c1f).jpg)
“I may be a scammer, but I’m a well-dressed scammer.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkZvSldTWFlhR3l4a0VJTlhPaFl4aDR6NXg3V1RpV3FJbGpzS0JacnZyM1V0b0VEVWx3S3hsTWtjL0k3Umltek9NWHdFOTBxdi9sbEpkRnhnb215MzBtTzJQMTZPMzFxNVpucHlhS0RwQkFhUVpsN2FZSWdGTmxUajRJbnhuU0tnPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(0b9c5910d1fff3e644f6541187cf497f).jpg)
“Being a socialite is a job, and I take it very seriously…for now.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWXFGTUJidEVySVVtamFaV1N3a2d6LzRzTS9SUTB2bC9zdnp3Y2huNUtzRFh5VjVIM3hzTnRNNDBZUnZvczJvL21QRzgrdHNBbUFzZG9CSXluL0JTeFZuelNRamxMUHhNZ0xnUlA4M3ZOQ0dEbTQ5VGtlNlYvRG1zaEM4dVlVaHNuMFpYSE5DcGpKMkpkZTlrNmQ4WmppaXZtdjlTRkZmenRORUVnZFh0Q2JY/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a867d02874a5d8103dfc222da2e723b8).jpg)
“My life is a constant struggle between wanting to be fabulous and wanting to stay in bed all day.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZWYwVVFIaWpEYUVpSURwK3ZIK0gxaUROYkZhME9QS3VLRzNjUllEQU5reWY3d1pBdk9GQnp3b240enRLc3FydTJQdGJxSzdwcE1BR0hNZmh6N1BRU0pQWE9sUGo2RC81SWNkaHFObTU0TklBPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(ad9830e8b61e60ac794cd4cc90585f44).jpg)
“I’m not spoiled, I’m just well taken care of by the universe.”
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“Why settle for a castle when you can have a penthouse?” WARM SUNNY DAY QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0FlWjlFeUtrNG90TXJHeE9xaCtTcVlneGRJS2VIWnhxSkxRbVhxbVlsZ3ZTK05OMEYvc0I4OFBXYTRCc2oveWdma0RUZ25MazFNUDNyMDRTYXJvTHB4YVNWU1JUYWk3d3oxazRoa0syWlB0eDVrWWtJakQ5OG9vT3NDRzZxOStQTXIwVlpidDZjYmZ1TTJUNG92VzVvPQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(b761d18abd5e0356b9254da093d41c59).jpg)
“Some people collect stamps, I collect unique experiences…and credit card bills.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVWxpaFYvRnBTMVVreVBmMWRxeEhmK0FIcjRpdEhmc2gzWFBSZ1RqUUp0V1JZSS9FOVg3dHpBQ0RtU1FSSjFGS2dFbGhpMXJYcUlnakpnazJrN1VUQy82dVpqTzFmSGdlS0hMN0NYVzNWWFVnVlVGODduSDYyOWkvVytZcEs5ajR3PT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(f9acfe1c63e5e6c73877ea73f70d1552).jpg)
“I have champagne taste on a Champagne budget. It’s a lifestyle choice.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aUlUT1k0UFBzM3QxeEJoanZxWVJpbGRIQ2NZcVJaZm4xbnBrNW9ZWXNMMHp4VjBTZmFzcHR6YkJvaTZmd0JkQnlHNHdTMDdoNlU4SHNPekc1cUl6UFcrZjJma3pWb2liTkwrRXc5SldJdkVzemZ0b055ZkZTSHhnZXlibkR0dlE0PQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(a091369505fc0c47836c88e834da3c43).jpg)
“I don’t have trust issues, I just don’t trust anyone with my credit card.”
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“Yoga and green smoothies may be good for your health, but have you tried vodka and caviar?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYUd1TnNBZUwyUXN2VW9rMVdCWGxFamlIWWN1ZmV0KzFVTWZ5K1RXai9uMlVWckZiTnJTQzdLMG9KTFpvVDZYcGQrbFgwS3ZwcEZZNXl2WkhuUktQWlNVOGZndWNtVkRQOUw2RzJSdDNTdzFZNEJDTlY2Nm1ld1ExZWIxK092eWVDc2pwMkJtREtVY212RFJxUFZMOUpNPQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(ff07356b090fe474a5152fc2cd27b03d).jpg)
“Fashion is my therapy. It’s cheaper than a psychiatrist, and the heels are much prettier.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3l0ZWNKN1YyMW9wMGZlL3FWczhQaGJuZVdvTlhIL0hZbm5KQ0g2aUpVbjBIeXBCQ2p2RE5Kd1dKMXlaREFURUtLOFdhcXUrY2VYT1p4MmlmNnI3SEFwZVFtMmJ5SXNMTjFlcGxZWnR0cktpK3JuZWFWUUdLWnlPU1hyaUdPR013PT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(0684c616b30764009da62d8dea0508ab).jpg)
“My ideal workout routine? Shopping bags lifting and credit card swiping.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aEVFNGRwQUYxaEJTbmxhbEV0RFNGZEZneC8rTDlWQXpONUYyNFBEYjJybFpYU0lSa3U1bmY4bFR0dEtWdGF1Y1E4c3pES3VWcDRZSzBONFBPaTB1TzhDUExNSDF1QkVOMXJTdk5iekR5bDJuWWU5NnlXekVjcTZBb2t5MXZQZFJLUi9pTm96ZHNLcW1WVDJxZXcwVVJUM3ZlbGJQMVFablFhZGl6QTkrWHhoZz09/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e3e1f7fc8ad02448679fbcada051c069).jpg)
“I don’t believe in diets. I prefer to indulge in life’s finest delicacies, like truffles and macarons.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZUFTd2h6ZGo5MzNVYk45aUtEZkhLZXlPeitWRlhIMHBZV2NWT3ZyOUdGNEQ1N25jOHlKcWd6elhad2J4dzA0RXRJNTBjMnorOElvTmdnekxVZ2NtSzlwNnJ4Z1Z6cmkwTVNmREtla2kvNTFKdStqWTJJN3NtNlBmMzUydDlweXhFPQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(e8ed69516e5f0eeeb4b6db014b39a694).jpg)
“I’ve mastered the art of dressing up failure as a ‘learning experience.'”
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“Don’t tell me money can’t solve problems. Have you tried paying off your credit card debt?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z1d0aW10MGxMVFUyVjd2N2VLR2srdGEra2lqMFovcmUwOTllR2MyNHo2ZDluWHNyS1JOWmI3c3BtUVlYSi8xS3prbS9SaGJVS1N4bkR0bUpxZ0MwczBqcDFjSko4RkxyNTAwdFlSblBpK2dRPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(dbeabd4a20db8d5e62c009e33a8dd32a).jpg)
“I don’t regret my mistakes; I just consider them expensive life lessons.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVXpVTVpLcjdncC9sV1VQbXVCKy9OWFBlQmhzTlBHc1RVWXVvVVlzOHdmRzZPL0RvbnozY3BPS3dxMy8wdFZNVVBKYnhwNldidzJYU2I4azJ1cEVHYllBYTlMTkkyajNDcHp1Z29ReS9CYXZIRzBUVWhtQjBiRGw4SmNSYUtEejJOS05RbzFXdzVmSTY2b2hHMlNXU3o0PQ%3D%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(bd6615f4f934d046b6fedca44548e2ca).jpg)
“If you can’t impress people with your intelligence, impress them with your wardrobe.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkVrTEN4UnA5U3hhcy9CTE04UGorMVkrK0VqUGZ3YnluSTAydkdKd3pOQnFpeTZwMzlVcHdFU2U0TlNmeDg0NFlTSzV0L2h5bmxYRTVlZ2dGRytabDJnbmFzQXZacTJnbi9CSjNFaFZRL3dSSGZRRW04MkJmVW83U2dseGMwYlU2blUvSmhIS1duTStoVnlpWmVGbFFKdEtycmx5Q3dORm9TRllyQWVLbnVv/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(d5c9bc599d4dfe665bf7654f4106d163).jpg)
“Sometimes I wonder if I was born in the wrong era. I would have made an excellent 1920s socialite.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlB6SGR2bmNMd0RKYS9FeFowWG5FSjU3ZFVGNmFaWFkrTkdhNUVPTFFlNVVrYWRZcVpqcmZqMTdXUnlxUnIrK09GNkdxNDBMYWpQUjJBVjNOeFhwdlpxUkJDYVVqamFRdnAxb0hVYmN2SGVBWWRxRlFQa21VcTZZZHpwRWJkeUlUbTZkcXFhaG9Xa3hnVkhINW1qMDJFV1FGK0NHQmYwSmR0UERUSDIrTzR3/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(36aa09c4eb026625e4f84dacaabb72f4).jpg)
“Living life on a budget is so last season. I prefer living in a state of constant financial denial.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdENuc2w3aTNEVi8zV3g4dEYxZ1hrWXdwTjNFSjM4WHlPK045UmxsQWUvT0todXZUMU9TNUFoY2xaelFLN015Zmg0bGt6VFFBbWIrOHl4VXJHUEZraHN6b2FPMmZNOGp4Qk5XU3ZsM3JJYi9nPT0%3D/ANNA+DELVEY+QUOTES+FUNNY/(49cb3fea97bb2fbca3a1a6a9660514ba).jpg)
“I may be in debt, but at least I have a great credit score…in my dreams.”