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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.”
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“I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life.”
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“If you can’t remember my name, just say ‘chocolate’ and I’ll turn around.”
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“My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I had to do.”
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“I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised.”
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.”
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“Diet? I thought you said pie and fries!”
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“I’m not clumsy, I’m just on a secret mission to test gravity.”
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“When nothing goes right, go left.”
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“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship.”
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“If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door.”
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“I love deadlines, especially the whooshing sound they make as they go by.”
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“Do I run? Yes, out of patience, out of time, and occasionally, out of money.”
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“I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from ‘You probably shouldn’t say that’ to ‘What the heck, let’s see what happens.'”
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“Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy ice cream, which is pretty much the same thing.” SURAH KAHF QUOTES IN ENGLISH
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“I can’t control everything in my life, but I can control how I react to it. I choose laughter.”
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“I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.”
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“I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.”
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“You can’t please everyone, and you certainly shouldn’t try. But if you can make some people snort-laugh in the process, why not?”
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“I’m not procrastinating, I’m just awaiting the arrival of my inspiration.”
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“I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not so sure.”
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“When life gives you lemons, make sure you have vodka and tequila nearby.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.”
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“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for future endeavors.”