![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWllMSmZudDcyQnh3KzF1YTc4RTAySGtlTEVDZ202dGNaQkdVNTc5RzEzM2p2czNER0JzZ08zMnRZTVZ1N1h1OWVDcE5xR2t0VzAwcWd2b2tPbmtoNDQ9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(ef48f33ee05cea0670d331e19496816a).jpg)
“I miss you so much, I even miss annoying you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTlIN2JHc2l3OHBDTzJBMExPMkJNMHMxYXh0dTc5NjRTOW9iVGZheWJCYk9zRjNpQnJqT3hrTnM2QVY3aUFhRHNZcHorb09hNTMwbjZjai9JWk0rYU13VjFxT05OWnV3QVQvOU44TUlOWG9hSnZCRndMQWZtRU45NXhpdDZUaVNhVGE0Q3FERThaUFZoNHJkaGlmZUN5NEIydmM3SmFMS0I2Z2FDNmIxWURkZ09rWTNUa0orTE9VNlZoRkh3RzJCQT09/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(e45f71c55057f9a8240e8e6dec283d5c).jpg)
“I thought I could handle being apart from you, but I’m starting to realize that’s just pure delusion.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2aVdkdHFvUmJVTDh3MmYyNVV5SndlK25mdFdZQ0JHb04zQThGLzZERHFrRFBCaTdMSk90KzFla3N6TVhIR2tVMzdQc1dYOVd4TlAwVVo1dU1KSVZSaGovQThuRWl5MzY4RHdxNk1tcFZ2REl4aGoxMEg4YTFpemNIN2l0Z1NKak9nZitBUUI2cWdFQmVtWkRRRTI0Z0cv/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(a58611efc2522d50e9a1ad658c88499f).jpg)
“I don’t always say ‘I miss you,’ but when I do, it’s because you owe me money.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY3FyZlZtNEMxQ1BFMnBaTzhDazNRRXNYZkE0YlB1NkpPQ25xT0tsRWZpS0h2cllUOWwzdTNpWmQyWlNvbEEwTTg9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(c4bbb3173b739f3360d0b1b4f999226d).jpg)
“I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZTFpWHo2cC9OQXJMcFpSTldxYU41MVlSVUdQcVRpb09JK0pzTXlzS0Q1aEJ4eGpKeWtrVDlBSXlJV0NicUR1Q1E9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(46a42c536d0edd80ecd33970d0da451a).jpg)
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZnRFRUdxUUhiNStHSmlDYXVuZWN6U2VremNqVWkvWXZlM3NoWFdhSTFhTHI5MkNxQmtxak92SWlHYTNXdVF0M0p5R0VGbHhFL1NNa3Z0LzhZUGpuU3ZiR295U25hQmM0d0lWVUZiS0dad0cyK3FaQm9YTEpDZG5jK3dReExzS3dBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(81014ee7a9d27e84ef11588f54258b6d).jpg)
“I miss you so much, it’s getting absurd. Maybe I should hire a detective to find you.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZDNGeEFINGt0S0ZDcUpNejFSS0RucU1zalBPazVXNmZNelM2bS8zK1VwQ3FROEJYL0NDeHVFV2ZYVmt2anY0VDg9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(a9e64426d161a3bcc632e7a043f11442).jpg)
“I miss you like a camel misses a desert oasis.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZStGU2t3eEpwN0UwZWM4Y0RDR2hLcFNSd2xEWS9ZMlZ3YUQyTUM2YXloRURFcmQ4VlJ1dXN5VDNhQ0dha2k4TTg9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(ba22cc119894b1dff7de47e48a4c8675).jpg)
“I miss you like a pirate misses his ship.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZnRFRUdxUUhiNStHSmlDYXVuZWN6U1dRQi9LUGlaVlRPL0VPK3VEVm5BZW1nOXBRSk5DNExmcU5LU2Q2RjFmYmRoQnRyZjM3RWo2VVZKZjA0dGhKSjE%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(9c9c039ffdf9ecbc57c30f007550a776).jpg)
“I miss you so much, it’s making my software go all buggy.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZi90b0hVWVIyTzVCVnFUckMrYnpyNW85dHRsTlZ2NExZbXNoNEY3bUxCL3BZdVl3QysvS3cwNG96aHVRZWtsbm89/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(767bba8b8afc1ae4fc1da3a7cb53083a).jpg)
“I miss you like a dog misses his tail.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZjllYkNmV2lWYmZLZzlsc0tGaFdSTll0RnA5UFkwS3hETkdpVnEvN3Q2cjhrektkemJRM2M5RmdPeXF4QXl2T1BuTWYvRmM0TEIzQzNobXl3RHc1SEc%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(e5371c7e7c11ac9a62c6beada2f4e438).jpg)
“I miss you like a Kardashian misses the spotlight.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZldwZTBYaXhpaWw1cVNCZU1NVUUzWG82S1N4bVIrUzZvSGswOEtuYWhEdjY5aFhCa0FPdUdyd2xBZWpPQmpmOHc9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(46a61245dc88ba4ca52e7986c4c8c7f7).jpg)
“I miss you more than a zombie craves brains.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZW5JMDBpRmh5N2NKbmNrSEliSGlmcnNUcXJqYnpKK1VKU2M5TjNkd2JuOTlzVUQ4LzMzSENWbTJ5Q2o2enZrOGM9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(3f6955e34247e7023287924ed3805e9a).jpg)
“I miss you like a dieter misses carbs.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZFR2ZWIvdGpmTXRKS2VZUkxZY0YvYlA2UHZDb3p6L2ZMWXJqeEVya3VnV0lWVkk3RmxBa29kQVQzRE5JSVd2bk1oZWdRMndaN2R0TGx0MVdZRUFNbENkNXJJNUtqa1o3N3ZYUnZxRElVMWFENUIzV3RwRUprM2txeXNVS0pIM2hRPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(0f217ee1c88ca5e25a4bcb74b202df2f).jpg)
“I miss you like a hamster misses spinning in its wheel.” INSPIRATIONAL LIFE JOURNEY QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY3N6ZE1kV0kxbzRtRCtYVWFOdjM1MUMzWi9pUXNDaTMwN3B3bldzNjRycmVmQzhoZjdrTFBMSmZJT0haemt1ZHpYcEF6SWYxSUVTeXNkS2NoZ2xDQk0%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(d9b3c542812ec5e8a468e64db3cdd632).jpg)
“I miss you more than a cat misses its laser pointer.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZk9hd0J3dG1QcnVaOHJaZnMyV1dOaEV2ZmM3T3crYm5vZ2N3ditORHJicGtBMGVWVzI1NytsR1NiQWRETVRVWlk9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(83dc6616edc55eb15f43dca66d67503f).jpg)
“I miss you like a fish misses water.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZDJtVmVGUEF0VHhYWHVPbm9IOU1KQmZPMUVYVXVwS0hFWU9BeU52b3NXWTlSbVJkUGJCR2o1K3hYbnF0K3l5cUE9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(67cc52c7a15b968c151a77b113ba9735).jpg)
“I miss you like a bird misses the sky.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY3huYUdVcWZLdDZBOCtxd0dUWmpBSnF4RENEQ0N3MTdkK29vRXdhalFJREU2RjB1MjMwYXRweVE2Q01iNTl2RXNYRFlqZ0Z4NzdMR3hNTFZVWGxSY2U3WWQ2ak1JaGQ5S3plQ3RUcEw1VlBBPT0%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(b492c84c193fef18f4bd7782e6c37c64).jpg)
“I miss you like a mannequin misses having a body to wear clothes on.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRY3JFTStyajUyUXdFTWhsNWVCaHZ4eGovZjM0T3FLdVkzSGdTM0hqUXNPNmY1cnJIdS80MmZBMnV0RlJpZlBtcU09/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(678600b208c92b92459a02b4341a5c9c).jpg)
“I miss you like a caveman misses fire.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZjA0dUxwWG0xTkVvZ04zYnIzTngvRE95NmxPN1pPSnNnYk9xUVBPRE1uTlMyb3NKQitPUk1ORXo5YWxRSmR4L0E9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(4cad9d3a61a8118bb6154ad539ecd4d2).jpg)
“I miss you like an astronaut misses gravity.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZlRKOS9VT3FHVXpGRzBLeGRpbERCRmtJMEh4cFAvaGRSTHZDUjNFUUNYR0FWYXlqbitNK3BwNXFyS1huYXprUms9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(56e5cc94b0e64ddc2169f10bcd2a8fd7).jpg)
“I miss you like a teacher misses summer break.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZGJmY09lZWxMS2Z4L1ViQzk2QVYxNnh2RFA3VWwrc0s1QnhabjRtUnFNMlNBZEVpeWxzMmEzVU5tUU1ia2pmTGs9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(2d3aa62efb2df719afcc57f8631cb066).jpg)
“I miss you like a vampire misses sunlight.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZHc5UTMxdmwzZmthMkhpaFpkUlV5dTNHYWJRSnJYOXZoS09rMVZZYmtOaGVVUjVMR3lSMWNIc29QcEVHL3VPMTZBdCs0UlNGcU9rL0hCNENoTEZvY3o%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(c035b70e7e35df8ba156ae7e7eab0005).jpg)
“I miss you like a superhero misses saving the day.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZGlpMURVeFowZGhYYjJ0WTczZ0NnUmdsSDBLNlZZWC9qTkZNMkQ4T2VpZkl4bHJBYks0R3FPenNLMmJtSElGNWpyOWZzeDE1YXFUaVRwaVcxUTQ4RFc%3D/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(1c27b33b67101eb302b073994408aed9).jpg)
“I miss you like an alarm clock misses being ignored.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZVlyakYzdGQ5enEyb242VHZUaE5aczVsdmxncVhqakI2K0xITHVySUEyL0lkZXBhQ2NVRUR2T1NEMWFyTmt5QXc9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(86e32729f74d1a575497874adcf2a58d).jpg)
“I miss you like a hairbrush misses tangled hair.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZXVQQkcvZHBrRmFtZWMzc2xTRExkRU5hZXdKaEtEZ3dDRlBTLzQ0L21lL0dma1BUWDVYL1RIanUyTUNYTnVRQk09/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(8862e300bac4a2c583256774a24ad4c6).jpg)
“I miss you like a pen misses being chewed on.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZEloQ2hncE5EREdpcW5ZcGxDRUhZWFBjNWdWeFhIei9Zd0F3SC9SZ1pHaW1YSGFpWW1HODJMam9mcHJjYWFSeTg9/FUNNY+MISS+YOU+QUOTES+FOR+FRIENDS/(97292515241fc6f910c64b33cb28acfd).jpg)
“I miss you like a sloth misses fast food.”