![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TVGtpS2N2YTNPMFFLWmRkR0xYV3RKRDdIbzhrWWI5dE1xZW9zQTA0Y2hHWjhJRlZkRFFHYTZCQndzZFRGWWVxQms9/FUNNY+CHOPPING+BOARD+QUOTES/(0ea81dbd094dcdc051ef8702d59da94e).jpg)
“I’m too sexy for this chopping board.”
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“Chop it like it’s hot.”
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“I’m not lazy, I’m on chopcation.”
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“Choppin’ ain’t easy, but someone’s gotta do it.”
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“In a relationship with this chopping board.”
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“I’m so dill-icious at chopping.”
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“Chop, chop, hooray!”
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“Chop it like it’s hot mess.”
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“I chop, therefore I am.”
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“The key to my heart is through this chopping board.”
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“Chopping is my therapy.” 6 MONTHS ANNIVERSARY QUOTES FOR HER
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“When life gives you lemons, grab a chopping board.”
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“My chopping skills are souperb.”
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“I like big cuts and I cannot lie.”
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“Chop till you drop, then chop some more.”
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“Chop like nobody’s watching.”
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“Just keep chopping, just keep chopping.”
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“I’m a cut above the rest.”
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“Chopped it like it’s hot.”
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“Life is too short to chop onions, let’s order takeout.”