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“My gun and I are both hot, loaded, and ready to go.”
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“Aim high, shoot straight, and don’t forget to laugh.”
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“I may not shoot for the stars, but I’ll definitely shoot at a few cans.”
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“What do you call a funny gun? A barrel of laughs!”
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“Guns don’t kill people, but they sure make the word ‘bang’ sound funny.”
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“I’m locked and loaded with humor, so be prepared for some killer jokes!”
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“My gun gets a round of applause every time it fires.”
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“I don’t always shoot, but when I do, I make it funny.”
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“Bullets are like jokes – they hit the target if delivered with precision.”
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“I’m a jokester with a trigger finger.”
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“Why did the gun go to school? To get an education in firepower!”
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“Who needs a clown when you’ve got me and my gun?”
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“I shoot for the giggles, not for the kills.”
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“I’ve got bullets and punchlines, and they both pack a punch.”
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“Warning: I’m dangerous with a gun and even more dangerous with a funny one-liner.” QUOTES ABOUT EMPTY NESTERS
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“Don’t worry, my bullets have a great sense of humor – they always hit the funny bone!”
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“I’m armed with laughter and a little bit of firepower.”
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“My gun is my wingman – it shoots jokes and breaks the ice.”
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“I wield my gun like a comedian – always ready to hit the punchline.”
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“I’m the funny guy at the gun range – laughter is my weapon of choice.”
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“Knock, knock. Who’s there? A gun with a funny bone!”
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“My gun may be serious, but my aim is always to tickle your funny bone.”
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“I don’t need to aim for a bullseye, I aim for laughter.”
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“I’m a sharpshooter with a sharp sense of humor.”
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“Why did the gun become a stand-up comedian? Because it knew how to deliver a killer punchline!”
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“Laughter is the best caliber.”
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“Why did the gun go to the comedy club? It wanted to barrel through the punchlines!”
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“I’m locked, loaded, and loaded with jokes.”
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“Remember, guns don’t kill jokes – they create a blast of laughter!”