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“Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“Love is finding someone who hates all the same things as you.”
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“Who needs love when you can have pizza?”
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“Love is a lot like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.”
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“Love is like a selfie: it only looks good from the right angle.”
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“Love is just a fancy word for spending too much money on someone.”
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“Love is being able to tolerate someone’s annoying habits… until they take the last slice of pizza.”
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“Love is blind…until you get married.”
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“Love is like WiFi. It’s everywhere, but most of the time it’s weak.”
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“Love is like a can of Pringles. Once you pop, you can’t stop… regretting.”
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“Love is not having to hold your farts in anymore.”
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“Love is like a game of chess: one wrong move and you’re screwed.”
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“Love is like a parking spot. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped.” DEEP SAD BEST FRIEND QUOTES
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“Love is like a diet, it’s easier to cheat than to adhere.”
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“Love is like a marathon. It’s exhausting, and most people end up walking.”
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“Love is like a spider web. You can get tangled in it and never find your way out.”
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“Love is like a bathtub. It’s warm and cozy until someone farts.”
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“Love is like a box of chocolates. Expensive and you always regret eating too much.”
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“Love is like a cell phone signal. It’s either full bars or no service.”
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“Love is like algebra. You look at your ex and wonder why.”
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“Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it’s probably crap.”
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“Love is like a flower. It looks beautiful, but it dies after a while.”
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“Love is like a rollercoaster. It’s exciting at first, but you end up feeling sick.”
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“Love is like a toothache. It’s painful, annoying, and makes you want to scream.”