“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy.” – Frank Sinatra
“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.” – Dean Martin
“I drink to make other people more interesting.” – Ernest Hemingway
“I drink champagne when I win, to celebrate… and I drink champagne when I lose, to console myself.” – Napoleon Bonaparte
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that’s almost the same thing.” – Anonymous
“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.” – Benjamin Franklin
“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Homer Simpson
“In wine there is wisdom, in beer, there is freedom, in water, there is bacteria.” – Benjamin Franklin
“I work until beer o’clock.” – Stephen King
“Drink because you’re happy, but never because you’re miserable.” – G.K. Chesterton
“First, we’ll make coffee. Then, we’ll make alcohol.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT A FAKE FRIEND
“Alcohol may have been invented to make ugly people have sex, but tequila was invented to make pretty people do outrageous things.” – Unknown
“I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not.” – Unknown
“The only way I’ll ever quit drinking is if I lose my sight and can’t find my mouth.” – David Lee Roth
“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” – Unknown
“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Unknown
“Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.” – Sammy Davis Jr.
“If alcohol is bad for you, how do you explain the French Paradox, where they drink wine and eat a lot of bread and cheese and still don’t get fat?” – Unknown
“Whether drunk or sober, we must be honest, for not many people are.” – Unknown
“Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.” – Unknown