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“It’s finally spring – the season where you can watch your plants slowly die.”
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“Spring: the only time of the year when it’s acceptable to dance like no one is watching…while sneezing uncontrollably.”
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“Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party! But wear a sweater, just in case.'”
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“Spring: the season when we can finally stop shoveling snow and start complaining about allergies.”
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“Spring is the time when you can erratically change your mind about your outfit multiple times a day because of unpredictable weather.”
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“Spring is here, and so are my allergies. Time to stock up on tissues and antihistamines!”
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“Spring is nature’s way of reminding us that we have way too many clothes for any season.”
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“Spring: the only time of year when going outside is mandatory for Vitamin D deficiency treatment.”
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“Spring is that magical time of year when birds start singing at 5 am and you start questioning why you ever liked birds.”
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“Spring: the time to start shaving our legs, only to cover them up with pants because it’s still chilly outside.”
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“Spring is the season where I attempt to grow a green thumb but end up with a brown thumb instead.”
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“Springtime is the only time of year when everyone becomes an expert gardener – until those plants die, of course.”
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“Spring: the time to put away your winter coat and embrace your winter body.”
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“Spring is the season when I realize I only own clothes in shades of black, and it’s suddenly too bright outside.”
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“Spring: the season where I proudly announce my plans for a summer body, as I eat a second slice of cake.” FAMOUS QUOTE BRAVEHEART
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“Spring: the season where ‘spring cleaning’ turns into ‘why did I save all this junk?'”
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“Spring is that time of year when you can’t tell if your neighbors are mowing their lawn or reenacting scenes from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.”
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“Spring is the time when social media feeds are filled with overly enthusiastic pictures of tulips because everyone knows they’re only alive for a week.”
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“Spring: the season where I’m torn between enjoying the outdoors and avoiding the inevitable mosquito bites.”
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“Spring is the time when my makeup is a mess because of pollen, but at least I have glowing, allergy-induced red eyes.”
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“Spring: the season when everyone dreams of frolicking in fields of flowers, but ends up mowing their overgrown lawn instead.”
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“Spring is nature’s way of reminding us that we should’ve started our summer bodies in winter.”
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“Spring: the season when my attempts at gardening turn into a desperate battle against weeds.”
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“Spring is the time when my car becomes a moving yellow pollen cloud, making it almost invisible to other drivers.”
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“Spring: the season for those awkward in-between outfits when you’re not quite ready to give up your sweaters but it’s too warm for boots.”
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“Spring is the only time of year when being outside feels like a mild form of torture – thanks, allergies!”
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“Spring: the season when my sneezes gain Olympic-level intensity, much to the amusement of everyone around me.”
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“Spring is the time when I realize I have no coordination or balance, as I stumble through blooming fields.”
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“Spring: the season for shattered expectations, as you realize flowers don’t magically bloom everywhere you walk.”