![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVnozVjA0ZUhCMkM3V1JseG1NOVRPZlVtVkNpREI4TEwyMGhsejNLb2k4MmtNdGxaMFlUdGlObXRqK01pUlI5UnBvdFZvWjVCVnFwa0U4TWlKVzA1ZHVNb0RPaml3YUJORW8vOTkxMFVjYzBBdDhkSnUwVmdqaE9UdTZpNVB1SzE2QU04Ti91RG9oNmQwUXVFSjl5UmcwPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d3d66afc96ef4e752cf0ff14b819f4fe).jpg)
“I rob from the rich, but only because they’re the ones with bigger wallets.”
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“I may be called Robin Hood, but I don’t think anyone would mistake me for a bird.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYjlSZWtZdTRKUDFJeDdlRzQ2U3hYcHJKcmJ3N1VOV2xaNUpZcjZOMjdSeFRJcXBOK2psRVkwcjFhdTRSZ09iZ25QR29iaTFpT0thSlpGYTYxbGtlSUhyQUVkWHVLZWlTd0xNcVRtaHA5N2RSSWxFaVY2OVRSb3hJOUErNUhDV2xLQjR1T2xiSkR5dkZXV0VuRG13RHdhNldva0t1bVhGNVRxcEtPQWIrY04w/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(2495e17a54b168edaca6ecf7a945a179).jpg)
“I steal from the rich and give to the poor, but I also keep a little for myself. Hey, a guy’s gotta eat!”
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“I’m like the original hipster – robbing people of their gold before it was cool.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiY05KTnBHZ050VG1wMlkrODZjeGw2S1hqZlQzZHRCaDJTaUlxeE5lMEw5Qy9lRWxkLzlaNm9KdGlCZndQc2E3TjFBS1A5ZEdZUER5bHhDbkRqVStmNDEzWFRLOXB4OW84OTcyaXhnRHIvKzRrNG1KU2ZqdzgxUDJhdVhucHZYY2JzPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4501367b566cd8ee95fe3b3c79fb1b20).jpg)
“They say money can’t buy happiness, but I’m pretty sure it can buy a lot of pies.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZi9PZkxzTkN4Rm1IblhtS2pJOVgxT2JmMVJ6TXNJY2wycXpneTBIcTBBVFhnYnF3ZUV1WHZNWHduc25ZQ1VaZG5iTStQUkxicURJeUZWdk16YndNQnlUdG1HZExtVnZWMWhUV2dlZkt3dzhBPT0%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(ca3d7a9213bb51b54c739727a91faf83).jpg)
“I’m not just a thief, I’m a professional re-distributor of wealth.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0Q0WU1zSnV6b2ZCRHlnQnlGalI5UldydHNnTWdhSktTSkErZHowT3UzQXU1MmJ4YmcxMjJqelo1MjBrR3ZJcGw0TUtId1VBVG9wMHZJdWJuT2JqYk5jelFGTkR2OFcyODdpZkV3eEh0QnJkZ1hDUHdNK255dDFJUXVLKy9vc0JFPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(b91dac8e07d98ea56e6994713c7a9711).jpg)
“I’m like the Santa Claus of stealing, instead of gifts, I leave behind empty pockets.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWEMxdEpTSmlCL1FYdWxIMlpyb0N3Umw2azhTM1BVZnN0WGdTa09NV3hEOFJyZUxLQVhaaXhEVklIQW5wNWM3RHAvRnA2ZnlPSnp5K1N4VkFLWU5GL21RK2d6SEkzUkk4V1l5MHdpWjN0VC9VQ0hwVWkveGlDSlJmYWVZOGZ4RCtOYWQ3ZDVZNmxSMmlFc2drV1FDTGZ3PQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c14b997828c80b5cc84d792a955b7d9c).jpg)
“Next time you see a tree, think of me. I’m basically their superhero – Robin Wood!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUl6YmJBNU8xem5vY29vbHRMOFRTWngvUWpBVTV6MWE5RnU5THNKMExyWTE1Y253SklQZ2tXaGw3bm9uR3M4UmEvNm5aY0JnOGNaUzNTbGZ6YUxvQ0JIL1UyaW5ZSmF0NWg4WEhVRHBLKzBJY0E3U2FKcWNncG11dXozdXJNL0lKQ3lOVzJyTWVya3JKYVFaRGZ2ZVpFPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(60709a50825be8dd66c733fffb718b7f).jpg)
“When life gives you rich people, you better grab a bow and arrow and take their money!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYzlUaERwQ3JGdVdvN2l0M0h3cUIrcTlBUXRIQ0h2VkJ3TzdNZXVmZ092d1RscGdyQW5RQjg4ZXA0SkFCS1lrYVMxekJhTzZUZnE1VVRVbE9Oa1AxSm81bnQrQW5yNEg4UWZXSGFRWDBXLzk5TDkvcmZhSU0vcDJGczZVVEtQUE82STg3eE5BSVFrbCtuNXk3YUFzR2xv/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(c047018a409796b8bab3dfe6862dfade).jpg)
“I’m not just stealing from the rich, I’m saving them from the burden of their excessive wealth.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z1hjYXUrek1OSEdLS2ROekVhbjByazNpbDdnSWU3Ylo3amFraXhWd1J5b0xQZmxHZG43TGFRTVZldE44NFlXN3RuSGpuaEh6d0pDNlEzL2NVc3NQQ2xSYXgzMWFsRnpLV1V6OW9UYmladUdvdnVXVE9iUkVkc0ZZeU1zbFBvbnpVPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(77065b9eafa1c766111dc11135154075).jpg)
“I don’t pickpocket, I prefer the term ‘wealth relocation specialist.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZmVWblhFUFNzM2lhbEVLRnV4blFtNWRhZVZMM0dEM0V4ZHhBbm1RSXpZNGNCS2QwWStKdklMeWhiVVdDNUo2clFpL3FuNjZHdTA0UHMrVUFXcFRpQTRpQmdMN3lQOXl6ZTVKanN1cVprUHBRMkc2RVBiczFDMnpUbHJ5MlZHeTQvdlYza1dBNEloUlBKQkQ2bi9MR0RFTlN3NjZsRlZQd0ZKUE5vMXRtMXBlUT09/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(28b2c997527680d9e9c547c70d408c3c).jpg)
“They say crime doesn’t pay, but I’m starting to think they’ve never heard of me.” I WILL NOT CHANGE QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZVVha0ZRc0M1WmFyZXZiVFJaa3EvTU85eWZ3dEcyMi9WSWZGcys3NGNzRzRqeFFYL0pMbHFwQTdxRVR6N3o4bXhsUDI3dFZraHprT2o2ZDdLa2M1MG9zbUVnOENYUFFYZHNrQUxKK09BOWEzQkN2RTVoSTFEWStIT290M01LcDFvNEkwSU1TcUhxNTBKeEVtbU9NNjg4PQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(cd63250c2d1f52dce91c17fa7ebcbb17).jpg)
“If you think stealing from the rich is wrong, then you’re probably not poor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrV0RXYVYwZjJlWGpleXVtTGJkWStTdmM2V2E0ZkljSmgzVEtmU1ZJYkc3QXE0OTZ2ZjZxNlJqVGJsSVVEcmJ6NWs1WWQ4Z3E4dUREa29tZDU1UlVnR1BwQ0Jsa01Zc0oxUllqTytnY0huSFRNakc2ejM5SDQ5SFE3aFZiMDNTQjEvNGtrTWtaRHNCemtyQ0lydFZiZHNEUTVYS0hBdXB4SHp1OG9BQ1VZWmhSMVo0Yk1WeDFRMjhOWlZSUTl1aTRoUT09/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(4b7e7380c9dec9abf6321ada75b01cd7).jpg)
“I may be robbing the rich, but at least I’m putting the money to good use – funding better tights for all the poor.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVFExaFR3R0Y2QURsditZRUhRNkRxT096V1Ntc1RseXFFWGpvbkRURXhlYkE4Ukp2TngzVXloQTN4M1Y2UnlKamVwUTdydkRsenFJY2hFVlVrQVFWdVpDZGlrbEFWRTVzU1BBKzhZd0dPeEZPUTZabWQ4b3ZwdWlLN1NhRFB5K3BBPT0%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(88986b0b02252dd032b4a79560077e2e).jpg)
“Stealing from the rich is like taking candy from a really pretentious baby.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY0FlWjlFeUtrNG90TXJHeE9xaCtTcnlEQWZQaVBKclNRUVBlMThjdXhjd0J0Unl3VXRtTmtoQVYvYlhVV2wvS3IwYUgvYXZGMzJtNnFkaTJTd0lVZkxaYjgxS2Y1NzlPUVVPYzBmVC9WbEo4L09rU3FRSWFJKytrK2ZyeFZBUi96Qms1cTNYakVLYzUvbHhPalY5NC84PQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(d80c49dd056a6acf6a6474c56cf1c504).jpg)
“Some people say I’m a modern-day hero, others say I just really like green clothing.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2Z0xOQlpEK0hxaks4dHdmNW9sMEk2L05leHZxNkN5RmpaSEk5U3JFVE9uNUhoU05yTWQ0NCtKd0ovdTFxdThvNUk3Z2FFQlZzazlrNnlSdTBmL0F5Vm5jNVRKVHBTbVoyNXNzVDRPN3NObkJnPT0%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(e2de8fd814c9261d1e3dc3f4fd90100f).jpg)
“I don’t need a hidden lair; my hideout is just a really big forest.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkQ2R3ZhU3gvdUxheW40WlkwTExiZTI1VDdtOEI2ZmhhWXJqZUoxZWFrVThWazk5NWxJTU0xbFRjOWRtZ2FRRlhEV0hHaElnbXFHaDdUMDU5VzVkdmJtWHRMRDF0anFUb0IxLzBrRDlESTVYcUxBM1ZSYnQ2ZE9OaUluVXM3MFViVjEvSHAzQUF3VkxGbmJ0ZVZ3VURFPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(7700d6ee155c13baf712a54d6278eb81).jpg)
“They say practice makes perfect, which is why I keep practicing my aim on the rich.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWU9lbEEva1VSbWsvdlh0RFdiWURUcUlFYmhmNk1vMU9RRG5JcWtWeEZoR2NvZ3p2Y3FqWmhwOUFsRWYzSFlacmhzSzZzcHcyL1JoaFJEYkZkeUx1Nmd1eXlZUlJnVmtDMmpQRlBDTDFoR2o%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(695bd32c2b7cc234165ba389dc52283a).jpg)
“I bring a whole new meaning to the term ‘robbing Hood.'”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZkZvSldTWFlhR3l4a0VJTlhPaFl4amIwaFJmNUdvek5QMnBFRXkzQ2FuWHIwTG9UeFBWN2Z0ZHF0Sk1rTzRmcmhITEZjNmIraWZXdFR0Y2dycnVLaHJZQVVOcEtocWZmSk5xVXUrdEo1dHJMK21zNDRnaHYyQjlzY0JUWDR5RFYrZE9kRmZjcVNOcEJzclJYRnpVOTNzPQ%3D%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(779a5247bb0076bb18da803651e47d47).jpg)
“Being a thief is a tough job, but someone has to do it, and I happen to be really good at it.”
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“I don’t need a tax return; I have a successful career in tax evasion.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUVRFTTkxRno4L0VBZUhvaWhvQTRJbWZEUWU3QS9aOEN4MWNYTHUxYVF3MWVyMVdKUEllTTdMVGxGMGoxTllzL21UY2hCTE1YaUNUcVYwbk54OC8zcEp3MkVzQURwaUdFTG5jSTM5T3B5ZTJnR3RpcVVSWkNTTTd3Zm9GaEJaVlhldzdsNStMK3E3cDBJbWJBY1BVWks4WTJ5ZVNzQXEydDM4YmV5U0liRmJnaDFqWVBJbzVRYUJZTTg4UHBwYWExSEYvL3REa25rY201aDJaM2xGdUU4bz0%3D/ROBIN+HOOD+FUNNY+QUOTES/(5a999c3d9864bc6a9580b32ddf4ee31d).jpg)
“They call me Robin Hood, but don’t worry, I won’t shoot an arrow through your heart. Unless you’re really rich and annoying.”