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“I’m not a crazy person. I just have a crazy job.”
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“Racing drivers have ballsless arms and fearless heads.”
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“I’m afraid of three things: spiders, my girlfriend when she’s angry, and bad pit stops.”
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“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
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“I could be a stand-up comedian if racing cars didn’t make me laugh so much.”
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“I’m not short, I’m just closer to the ground, which makes me faster.”
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“If you want to win, stick to the plan. And if the plan fails, improvise and blame it on the tires.”
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“I may be an F1 driver, but I still get lost in a supermarket parking lot.”
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“In racing, as in life, it’s always better to be overtaken by a beautiful woman than a slow car.”
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“People ask me why I risk my life driving at such high speeds. I tell them, I’m just trying to get home faster, like everyone else.”
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“My favorite strategy in F1 is to let the other drivers pass me and then surprise them by overtaking them later. It’s like a magic trick they never see coming.” SAD LOVE QUOTES TO MAKE HIM CRY
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“It’s not about winning or losing. It’s about seeing how fast I can go before crashing.”
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“I’ve learned that if you aim for the moon and miss, you’ll float in space and become a legend.”
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“The secret to my success? Eating pizza before every race. It’s my fuel of champions.”
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“My favorite part of racing is the champagne shower. It’s like being caught in a rainstorm of success.”
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“I once raced against a tortoise. I won, but it was a close one.”
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“I’ve never been a fan of speed limits. As an F1 driver, I prefer to think of them as suggestions.”
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“I’m not superstitious, but I always wear my lucky socks on race day. Not because they make me faster, but because they smell lucky.”
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“The only thing I fear on the racetrack is a hungry seagull aiming for my helmet.”
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“I’ve crashed more times than I’ve passed my driving test, but nobody seems to mind. I guess it’s the ‘Alonso effect’.”