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“I told my wife I wanted a BMW, and she said she’d rather we just have BMW (Bacon, Muffins, and Waffles) for breakfast every day!”
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“They say money can’t buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a BMW than on a bus!”
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“My dream car? A BMW that runs on laughter and has a built-in espresso machine!”
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“If you don’t own a BMW, you haven’t truly experienced what it’s like to become one with the road…and your bank account.”
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“My BMW is like my therapist, it helps me forget about all my problems…until I have to pay for repairs!”
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“I don’t need a psychologist, I just need a BMW with a big engine and an open road!”
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“The secret to happiness is having a BMW and the ability to parallel park it perfectly every time.”
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“I asked my BMW salesman if they sold a car that could make me look cooler. He said no, I’ll have to work on my dance moves for that!”
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“Some people are obsessed with designer handbags, but I’m obsessed with the logo on my BMW!”
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“I don’t need a knight in shining armor, I just need a knight in a BMW.”
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“My BMW’s GPS is so smart, it always leads me to the nearest ice cream parlor!”
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“I don’t care about horsepower, I just want my BMW to have enough power to impress my neighbors!”
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“People tell me BMW stands for ‘Break My Wallet,’ but I say it stands for ‘Bring Me Wealth’!” THANKFUL FAMILY LOVE QUOTES
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“My BMW has more gadgets and gizmos than a rocket ship…I just wish it could fly!”
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“If I had a dollar for every time someone ogled my BMW, I’d be able to buy a private island!”
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“My BMW doesn’t just have a gas pedal, it has a ‘fun pedal’!”
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“They say fortune favors the bold, but I say fortune favors those who drive a BMW.”
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“Owning a BMW is like having a personal cheerleader that says ‘You’re awesome!’ every time you start the engine.”
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“I always thought hybrid cars were for the environmentally conscious…until I saw a BMW hybrid and realized they’re for people who love to leave others in the dust!”
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“The only thing better than owning a BMW is owning two BMWs!”
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“If you’re not driving a BMW, are you even participating in the game of life?”
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“BMW: Beauty, Money, and Wow-factor!”
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“With a BMW, even traffic jams feel like a joyride!”
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“BMW drivers don’t take life too seriously, unless it’s about their car.”
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“The only thing more exhilarating than driving a BMW is trying to pronounce the model names!”