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“I’m not a fan of fast food, but I do have a special relationship with fries.”
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“Fries before guys, always.”
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“Anyone who says money can’t buy happiness has never tried buying a large fries.”
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“A balanced diet is having fries in both hands.”
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“French fries are like the perfect snack – they’re crispy, salty, and they never judge you.”
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“If fries were a language, I’d be fluent.”
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“I don’t need therapy, I just need a big plate of fries.”
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“My favorite food group is French fries.”
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“Fries are like a hug in edible form.”
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“Life is short, so eat the fries.”
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“I believe in love at first sight, especially when fries are involved.” LIFE IS LIKE A CIRCLE QUOTES
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“Fries are the ultimate wingmen – they always make your meal better.”
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“I don’t need a significant other, I just need a supersized fries.”
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“French fries: the only language everyone understands.”
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fries and that’s pretty much the same thing.”
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“Who needs a prince charming when you can have a fresh batch of fries?”
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“If eating fries is wrong, I don’t want to be right.”
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“Fries are the ultimate cheat day treat.”
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“I never wait for a second date. If they don’t share their fries on the first date, it’s over.”
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy fries, which is pretty much the same thing.”
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“When life gives you lemons, make fries and dip them in ketchup.”