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“One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.” – George Carlin
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“Tequila is a good drink: you drink it and you feel like a cactus; the only problem is that in the morning the thorns grow inward.” – Oscar Levant
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“Tequila is a little like love; it makes you do crazy things.” – Dan Fogelberg
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“Tequila has always been a fascinating drink to me because, as a child, it was forbidden. My parents would occasionally let me have a tiny sip on special occasions, so it always had an aura of mystery and adventure.” – Dwayne Johnson
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“Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
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“Tequila, because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.” – Unknown
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“Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot.” – Unknown
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“Tequila is like a hug in a glass.” – Unknown
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“Tequila, the ultimate truth serum.” – Unknown
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“I like my tequila like I like my relationships: smooth and with a twist.” – Unknown
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“Life is better with a margarita in hand.” – Unknown
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“Tequila: because it’s Friday somewhere.” – Unknown ETERNAL LOVE AFTER DEATH QUOTES
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“Tequila is made from the tears of unicorns… That’s science.” – Unknown
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“Tequila. Because no great story ever started with someone eating quinoa.” – Unknown
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“I only drink tequila on days that end in ‘y’.” – Unknown
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“There is no bad day that can’t be overcome by a margarita.” – Unknown
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“Tequila: It’s how you know the gods love us and want us to be happy.” – Unknown
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“Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question.” – Unknown
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“After a few glasses of tequila, everything seems possible.” – Unknown
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“Tequila is like a vacation in a glass.” – Unknown
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“There are not enough days in the week for cocktails named Margaritas.” – Unknown
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“Tequila doesn’t make me lose my mind. It makes me feel like I never had one.” – Unknown