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“Why do we go to the bathroom with closed doors? Because we’re modest, not because we’re naked.”
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“My mirror told me I’m beautiful today, but I still looked better with clothes on.”
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“Nudists have nothing to hide, except maybe their sunscreen.”
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“I asked my wife if she thought I looked good naked. She said, ‘Honey, I don’t even need to see you naked to know that you’re amazing.'”
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“The only thing I’m ever truly naked with is my emotions on Monday mornings.”
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“I came into this world naked, and when I go, I want to make sure I’ve left an impression.”
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“Why wear clothes when you can rock the birthday suit?”
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“Nudity is the only outfit you can’t find on Amazon.”
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“I tried skinny dipping once, but the water got jealous of my good looks and started to boil.”
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“My body is like a sacred temple, except it has zero dress code.”
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“Do I believe in love at first sight? Well, if you’re naked, I’ll believe in anything.”
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“I told my doctor that I’m always naked at home. He just replied, ‘Let’s hope you don’t have any surprise visitors.'”
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“Naked truth: Life is too short to worry about tan lines.” SHORT HUMANITARIAN QUOTES
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“Whenever I feel stressed, I just take off all my clothes and remind myself that life is meant to be enjoyed.”
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“Dance like nobody’s watching, especially if you’re naked. That way, they won’t want to watch.”
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“Clothes are overrated. They’re just an excuse for people to take you more seriously.”
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“Remember, being naked is a state of mind. I could be wearing a three-piece suit and still feel naked.”
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“If everyone were naked, we wouldn’t have fashion bloggers. And the world would be a much happier place.”
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“The best thing about being naked is that your pockets are always empty.”
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“They say clothes make the man, but I say being naked gives him freedom.”
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“I once asked a nudist for fashion advice. They simply replied, ‘Give up wearing fashion.'”
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“Who needs a gym when you can just dance naked in front of a mirror and burn calories from laughter?”
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“Naked dreams are the best dreams, unless you’re sleepwalking.”
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“I’m naked and I know it. Just don’t ask me to prove it.”