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“Opera: where a soprano gets stabbed but somehow still manages to sing for 20 more minutes.”
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“If opera singers were in charge of world peace negotiations, they’d just have a sing-off instead.”
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“Opera is like the Olympics of singing: incredibly impressive, but most of us have no idea what’s going on.”
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“Opera is the only art form where dying dramatically is considered a career highlight.”
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“Who needs subtitles in opera when you can just make up your own plot based on the costumes and dramatic hand gestures?”
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“Opera: where a love triangle can end in a quadruple murder-suicide.”
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“Opera singers are like superheroes: they can shatter glass with their voices, but only when it’s really inconvenient.”
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“In opera, a happy ending means only half the cast is dead by the final curtain.”
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“Opera is proof that the louder you sing, the more likely people will take your feelings seriously.”
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“In opera, the bigger the wig, the more power you have.”
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“If opera singers had to audition for American Idol, Simon Cowell’s head would explode.” GOD MADE YOU PERFECT QUOTES
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“Opera: where wearing a Viking helmet while singing about a fragile flower somehow makes perfect sense.”
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“Opera singers: the original divas before reality TV made it mainstream.”
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“Opera is like a soap opera, but with better costumes and more death.”
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“Never trust an opera singer who can hit a high note without shattering any nearby glassware.”
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“Opera: where people go to get their daily dose of dramatic death scenes.”
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“Opera is like watching a foreign film without subtitles, but with way more singing.”
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“Opera: the ultimate form of multi-tasking, where singers have to act, sing, and die dramatically all at once.”
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“Opera singers: the only people who can run a marathon while singing a tragic love ballad.”
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“In opera, if someone isn’t belting out a high note, they’re either dead or about to be.”
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“Opera: where the phrase ‘break a leg’ takes on a whole new meaning.”