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“May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night.” – Irish blessing
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“Ireland: where the land is green, the whiskey is gold, and the smiles are priceless.”
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“Why do leprechauns laugh when they play soccer? Because the grass tickles their balls!”
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“St. Patrick’s Day is like Valentine’s Day for people who love beer.”
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“The Irish don’t need luck, they’ve got charm.”
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“I’m not lucky, I’m blessed. And by blessed, I mean I’m Irish.”
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“What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck!”
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“I’m Irish, so when life gives me lemons, I make whiskey sours.”
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“St. Patrick’s Day is the one holiday where everyone is Irish. Cheers to that!”
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“I’m so Irish, I put the ‘Paddy’ in ‘Paddy wagon’!”
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“May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your head be always strong. And may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead.” – Irish toast
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“You know you’re Irish when every meal starts with a potato and ends with a pint of Guinness.” WILL GUIDARA UNREASONABLE HOSPITALITY QUOTES
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“If it wasn’t for the Irish, there would be no St. Patrick’s Day. Cheers to the original party planners!”
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“Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy!”
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“I asked for a pot of gold on St. Patrick’s Day, but all I got was a hangover.”
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“Being Irish means having the ability to sing and dance, even if you can’t do either.”
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“Irish diplomacy is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.”
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“Why do leprechauns make good secret agents? Because they’re great at blending in!”
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“They say everyone’s Irish on St. Patrick’s Day. Except for the designated driver, that poor soul is the one true saint.”
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“May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more. And nothing but happiness come through your door.” – Irish blessing
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“Why did the leprechaun turn down a date? He already found his pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!”
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“How do leprechauns keep a secret? They tuck it away in their pot o’ gold!”
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“Green beer: the official currency of St. Patrick’s Day!”