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“I’m not crazy. My reality is just different from yours.” – Lewis Carroll
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“I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.” – Unknown
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“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” – Terry Pratchett
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“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.” – Robin Williams
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“If you think I’m crazy, you should see me with my best friend.” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.” – Sheldon Cooper
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“I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.” – Unknown
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“I’m so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
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“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.” – Albert Einstein
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“I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.” – Unknown
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“I’m not crazy. I prefer the term mentally hilarious.” – Unknown QUOTES ABOUT JOY AND PEACE
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“I’m not crazy. I’m just special edition!” – Unknown
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“Crazy doesn’t run in my family, it gallops!” – Unknown
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“Normal is just an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly.” – Morticia Addams
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“I know I’m crazy, but that doesn’t make me wrong.” – Unknown
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“The only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.” – Harley Quinn
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“If you’re going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you’re going to be locked up.” – Hunter S. Thompson
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“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.” – Charles Bukowski
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“I have CDO. It’s like OCD, but all the letters are in alphabetical order, as they should be.” – Unknown
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“Stay crazy, stay weird, stay different.” – Johnny Depp
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“The road to madness is paved with good intentions.” – Kenny Logan