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“Happiness is having a large, loving, and happy family… in another city.” – George Burns
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“A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.” – Ogden Nash
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“Having a house full of screaming kids is the most chaotic form of happy that exists.” – Unknown
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“If you think I’m crazy just because I have a big family, you should see our dinner table!” – Unknown
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“In a world full of Kardashians, be a Weasley.” – Unknown
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“A family that laughs together, stays together.” – Unknown
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“Family: Where life begins and love never ends.” – Unknown
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“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.” – Unknown
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“I love my family so much. Except when we’re doing karaoke and then I want to disown every one of them.” – Unknown
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“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.” – Victor Borge
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“Happiness is having crazy siblings.” – Unknown
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“My family is like fudge – mostly sweet, but with a lot of nuts!” – Unknown INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE ABOUT LIFE BEING SLOW
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“The best thing about having a big family is that there’s always someone to laugh with, cry with, and blame things on.” – Unknown
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“Friends come and go, but family is forever… annoying.” – Unknown
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“The family that plays together, stays together… unless someone wins too often, then they’re banned.” – Unknown
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“Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.” – David Frost
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“I smile because you’re my family. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.” – Unknown
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“I told my kids that because of the pandemic, Santa’s watching them on Zoom this year. Parenting level: expert.” – Unknown
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“Family: Where life begins and love never ends… but patience sometimes runs thin.” – Unknown
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“Happiness is knowing your family is as crazy as you are.” – Unknown
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“A family is a loud, messy, and loving experiment in chaos.” – Unknown
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“There is no such thing as the perfect family, but there is such a thing as a perfectly imperfect one.” – Unknown