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“Marriage: where two people who are always right learn to live together.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years, then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
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“Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.”
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I’m not sure about the universe.” – Albert Einstein
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“A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her master’s degree.”
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“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.” – Robert Quillen
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“Marriages are made in heaven. But so are thunder and lightning.” – Clint Eastwood
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“Marriage is all about give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.” – Joey Adams
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“I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly… and have trouble remembering my name.”
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“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.” – François de La Rochefoucauld
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“The best time to get married is halfway between too late and too early.” – Anonymous SAYING THANKS TO ALLAH QUOTES
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“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.” – Henry Youngman
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“Marriages are like fingerprints, each one different and each one beautiful.” – Maggie Reyes
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“A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes into it.” – Anonymous
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“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.”
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“Success in marriage is about finding that one person to annoy for a lifetime.”
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“Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband.”
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“Marriage is love walking hand in hand, together, in the direction of your dreams.” – Fawn Weaver
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“Marriage is finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing, and then they marry him.” – Cher
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“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.” – G. K. Chesterton
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“Marriage is like pi – natural, irrational, and never-ending.”
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“Why do married people live longer? Because they can’t afford to argue as much.” – Anonymous
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“Marriage is not just about finding a soulmate, it’s about finding a teammate.”
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“Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.” – Jane Austen