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“A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend was with you when they happened.”
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“I love how we can talk without saying a word.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone.”
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“A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a dead body.”
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“Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food.”
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“True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.”
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“We’re so hilarious. I feel bad for people who don’t get to listen to our conversations.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg even though they know you’re slightly cracked.”
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“Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean. But the true ones stick, like an octopus on your face.”
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“Friends knock on the door. Best friends walk into your house and start eating.”
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“Friends are like snowflakes, all different and all beautiful.”
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“I don’t need a psychiatrist to prod into my personal life and make me tell them all my secrets, I have my friends for that.”
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“Sometimes, being a friend means mastering the art of timing. There is a time for silence, a time to let go, and a time to prepare to pick up the pieces when it’s all over.”
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“Good friends offer a shoulder when you need to cry. Best friends are already there, holding a shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.”
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“We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends!” ENGLISH COUNTRYSIDE QUOTES
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“Friends are like stars; you may not see them all the time, but you know they’re always there.”
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“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”
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“Behind every successful person is a friend saying, ‘You should have asked me for help.'”
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“Friends pick us up when we fall down, and if they can’t pick us up, they lie down and listen for a while.”
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“We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do stupid things… alone.”
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“Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth.”
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“Friends are like bras: supportive, close to your heart, and always there to lift you up.”
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“Life is better with friends, especially if they have chocolate.”
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“A true friend is someone who thinks you’re a good egg, even if you’re slightly cracked.”
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“I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship.”
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“We’ll always be best friends because you know too much.”
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“Friends don’t let friends do embarrassing things… alone.”