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“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn’t do than by the ones you did do.”
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“Never regret anything that made you smile.”
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“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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“Don’t part with your illusions. When they are gone, you may still exist, but you have ceased to live.”
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“It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral courage so rare.”
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“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
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“The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.”
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“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.”
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“Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.”
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“The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.”
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“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).”
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“Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.”
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“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.”
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“In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then He made school boards.” FUNNY CONSERVATIVE QUOTES
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“The most interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they know and then stop.”
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“Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
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“The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.”
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“Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.”
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“Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.”
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“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
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“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.”
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“The more things are forbidden, the more popular they become.”
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“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”
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“Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness.”
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“A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.”
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“Golf is a good walk spoiled.”
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“Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.”