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“I’m not feeling very worky today. Can that be a valid excuse for a day off?”
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“Taking a day off work to remember what it feels like to not be stressed is a legitimate mental health strategy.”
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“The key to a successful day off work is setting an alarm, then turning it off and going back to sleep.”
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“I’m not saying I’m lazy, but my perfect day off work involves Netflix, pajamas, and a zero percent chance of responsibility.”
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“A day off work is like a mental health spa treatment; it’s a necessary indulgence for sanity!”
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“When salespeople ask me what I do for a living on my day off work, I say, ‘Nothing.’ They then ask, ‘How much does that pay?'”
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“Day off work tip: pretend you are on an exotic vacation by wearing sunglasses, drinking fruity drinks, and lounging on your couch.”
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“I don’t take sick days; I take ‘I’m-sick-of-work’ days.”
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“The best part about a day off work is not having to wear pants. Pajama bottoms are acceptable work attire, right?”
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“The hardest decision on a day off work is choosing between Netflix, napping, or just staring into space.”
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“On my day off work, I always feel like I’m forgetting something important, like my job.”
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“I’m taking a day off work because I’m all out of coffee and motivation.”
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“The hardest work I do on my day off work is deciding which takeout restaurant to order from.”
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“A day off work is the perfect opportunity to catch up on all those shows my coworkers keep talking about but I have no idea what they’re saying.”
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“If work is considered a necessary evil, then a day off work is the necessary good.”
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“A day off work should be its own national holiday. We could call it ‘National Doing Absolutely Nothing Day.'” QUOTES ABOUT NEW FRIENDS
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“On my day off work, I like to play a little game called ‘How many hours can I stay in bed without feeling guilty?'”
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“I don’t always take a day off work, but when I do, it’s glorious.”
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“The greatest luxury in life is having absolutely zero work responsibilities on a day off.”
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“There’s something magical about waking up naturally without an alarm on a day off work. It’s like a gift from the universe.”
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“A day off work is like finding a golden ticket to the chocolate factory, except the chocolate factory is my bed.”
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“I love the sound of a day off work. It sounds like peace, relaxation, and a whole lot of nothing.”
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“If I won the lottery, I’d take a day off work every day for the rest of my life.”
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“Taking a day off work is like pressing the reset button on my brain. It’s a chance to recharge and remember what it’s like to be human.”
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“Does anyone else plan their day off work by calculating how many naps they can squeeze in?”
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“The secret to a successful day off work is eating breakfast in bed, lunch in bed, and dinner in bed… unless you run out of food, then the secret becomes getting out of bed.”
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“A day off work is like a mini vacation, only without the hassle of packing or the expense of a plane ticket.”
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“Who needs a day off work when you can just pretend to be incredibly sick and watch reruns of your favorite show all day?”
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“I don’t always take a day off work, but when I do, I make sure to replace productivity with Netflix and potato chips.”
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“A day off work should be classified as our constitutional right to happiness, relaxation, and an unlimited supply of snacks.”