![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUnR6eGVmeURwV1Uvck5ZWWJSdzFyZGoreklGaU5RMkJIU3JRclpjaXUvTjE3ZGoyUW1INFZ2TmUvM2ZFZ1NxaTIrWlpCbDRaVmNJSkNRK3gwQjVRR3VkcThwdStRbHFQem4wQSs4VzA4NXlRPT0%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(e952d8a85acfa62e97d128f3053b65aa).jpg)
“I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m lovin’ every minute of it!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVlJ5Zy95bWpMMHB2Y3VPRTMrZnFySG1hQjM2UW51QUVMeXZ4bzlwSmNxWFBYQTE2Z0tJaEFLbmlkdTdqS0ZVUldnTHBnSGQwNGNRU0FTUUdFOGNqZXhSamVZbVVKRlRrSHRWTW1GU2JLc3Y%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(e89ec21f3918a2c95f89b41c46626b36).jpg)
“Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkNWNXFST2JYUXY1WDRGalRmYVhLOUZWbjRVL1hOd1FLRkJEN2RFOWlxd25qNkF5c3BtUDdJbU1nUHNvNDBOaVBVZFBsanp0UHkrbXc0RVNVNHRZTUVidVQ3eUFLSkI0MURuTzJEbXFLZU5mSFJDU2cxZjZlSXlTQWo1Sm1qQXp4dTNrTTdCNEZuRDdOUzVmZ3VkVWNYZEtKMVp4cjE0K0UxckJ6VVNVRC80/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(935b3494d80fa785970e4ccb0f6e4935).jpg)
“You know, I’ve been thinkin’, I would make a great army general. I’m a great leader of men.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVEZiQUxxNWwydFNLUVNaZmVyckpZcGZKL1FXNnNxOVRZRW1WRlhTM1oxM2lYbG81cSttV3VyV1BqQ3k2NTRSNSswQ1hGL20valZiNlhuYi9KWXZVT0NzdEdlVlNTVGt5YkMySFR2Q094WjM%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(8cdd7ba14d9bd9645e4084d1f281c16c).jpg)
“Jerry, Newman is pure evil. There’s no other explanation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0Mlg4WkFmelZYem1zdEtsTnpvZkl5d2hqZkZVSXlqbGZ2YzhYcnIrb25yOFROQTVYWjRuSVI3bDdkeUxnY2l0S3Z2Y2dTRXFmN2s4UDhmQy9zOXV4SnFxRHZzZkNaNFpPd0JmK3Jwa3J0QnB1TTZINS9JUkYvb3BKQVVQQStnQ1dZS0hjL0dlN3RXa1R4d1RoNjBqV2R3/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(64992581e1a9a60d1998d86efef61bad).jpg)
“Jerry, I don’t want to go to a party with Elaine! My whole world is just crumbling around me!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY0NBYjdyVjExdlZPUS9yTXlIaDVqaXFhWTd2TG1NSGhld2FPVVlQaWpBd01ObGwyQWpVb1IwNkR0ajRkNnRyUnorVlZFTFBsYUlSaUppZW03N3RvendSK0NXWHIxaFF6cTVaTklTVjJYaFRKYlhCdlNQa1drTGJvU1pvN2Z5K0VrTGZGMi9BbVpjQWJxSEZxendaUE9SSUxtYWQvV1BoQnl0OHNEMkhqUEwyQT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(5631cb9af3cea7aeef0f0e8015a2c9c1).jpg)
“I’ve never seen you this upset before. You’re like a different person… a very bitter, angry person.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZmdiOEFGRFNJZ3ozUkVrc3gxS3hxVXpndW42STNHbDZJZnRhWDY4L1pQQ1lJQXNwSWQ1UWFHNm9YZEJMV08zZVN0YWpuMDJwN3pRQVpSbm1hWk44b2ZxM2RTVllCem1pbFNVZjNtN0RFQzB1MFVVZS9zRitUbDRpdUE5QjlXZytIUUN5cUpTc0RicEg3MVpFSHpUNzlXbHBuWWhxaXd2WjU2L2s4WjBVRmJBUT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(bb00f6a48dacc0d000fdb40d1d7facdb).jpg)
“I’m on strike against my building superintendent! I’m not paying my maintenance fee until things change around here!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0MVdvQmJteUtkYUZjb3kxMStETS95L2hkS0Fkenh4Mi9kMFpOQ1N5cm5ReTZHaXcxVytQSDAxR1gxTk5aODV4bWJKSEx3Yjk5MFFXOVorckY0cW1Ick1rYmxRdzFmc09nK0VqS0dyMUp2SHFPQzlPQWtxa0h3aXlkWTdnVXhVU1BGZlNvZEQ0bG9meWozWXNkRTZNUG1H/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(a9c80da79682df2b26aba91a90fff468).jpg)
“Jerry, I’m an innocent bystander. I was just trying to get a good deal on some tennis shoes!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZWd5TkkydEhOMzgvQmd1MFVyTmhZL3FUa0h2bmlSbFhaRmdveHB4UlpuWHFpK0ZwSmpxcGdRalhSZ1pnSm5JL0dST01PcmFhaUlYOGxNYWcwRGpoMVdXR2VMY1JUN1NGY1ZLNVB4UnoxOSttaFhPbDFIN1JlUUE3aFZXeis1VStZc0lqbS9QNnlDUCtMTnBuNXpSTUV6dTVEYm5Yb0FQc0FWMWp1cml5UXE1S2tMUUZIQUd1aWlHVzFnUnQ2K1VQUT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(96031acff18b843be7f299aa4c3ee438).jpg)
“What’s the deal with airline peanuts, Jerry? I mean, who are they trying to impress with those tiny little bags?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVDlvSTR1ZG41ZzFuMVpGVStXN3R2alNrUi9ISXVCalgwbGR3eENpK3BUTXZYaHZWNDJRRGUxQ3dML1ZQVXQvcUZoU3JFclljU0VSZ3p1NmhWMUZpY3BBdkM5U2t4KzFvNUMzTWVrYldCZEVXd0YxMGdydldIb1RmbXAxSEw1WGVXTUZwOTBVYWI2STlLeW9Wd21zZ01nPQ%3D%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(aebf938202b7a26423ee8ba19722c3b4).jpg)
“I don’t need a job. I’ve got other means of support. I’m not worried, Jerry.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZG9ZU005QW5pQkFvQi9VYWV3cGUxTWNzQWVFdmFmOVJKd3YxaTRWbXpLeTdhN012a0JoK3I0a2F0TkZRTUwyc1BndmFqMG5wSkxEdmFwbVF5U0dtdUl1dWNZTnd3d250S1ZsVEZFMEs0MEVON3FGK0paNHVURlZla3YrQzRNUmlidUtCbVNXclF5TE1aUmJXMXQ2YjRFNkFMR2M2RGNUelhibFMyM3ZzVHdZbGF6am5aSXVyU2JwRTRWc1ZWVkprR1h3eloxd2syaWl0NWNZVndMU1o4RU5sSEl2a3YwOW40d3gxY2ZuNzNuKw%3D%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(1d6fe507e921d9c1af3e869901bf550b).jpg)
“George, I’ve got a great idea for a new invention. It’s a pizza place where the cook doesn’t spit on the pizza.” JAMAICAN BE LIKE QUOTES
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZTBFdmxnYWh1QmxvcFlHVjZQZHVaRkR1V3V5dWtNZ2NzT2wwR0NLOWpsZGRpTFRWMmtmVHJVTjVhVlRTckQxejlVOXhSTjM1elhFbXNGSHRsc3dOQ1pWVnRVcGRod3dqWldERnRwL1B2endtRURqU3ZYcTlEb0VXNGl3UTVkN2o1NlBEQit1ZWJsbVUvWTNqWVBKK29MMEpQdjNDUmpncnZvUjdHY1Jmcm1UUFU5dW4zUTYzU2tUZ1VUbUZYeFhBQT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(43df8284f5038e722e1c0de4ba223564).jpg)
“You see, Jerry, I’m a free spirit. I don’t need to conform to society’s rules and expectations.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrU0Q0RjM0VENhY3lqWVdzbW9lOUxEMTF0K3V3TDF6VW14UVVmQmVrZWo1Zm1hZk5xSTF4a0N4b1pQYmZKVnhSRU9UMWJQNFRqKzdrYTJIY3pNUXRHL3dKWjc2eG1SeWNySE5DVmU0ZHcyWHRVblRPS2NaNCsycE1EcGd5aWtBdmF2em5ERkJSRmw1WXpua2JyendGY01jZnFqOHFheU42bXdNMlpXMmN5UERRelZiZHlJaURaU00rRkdkQ0JLbFUyUT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(5cb171dad49983d4cce5da4c67fadae4).jpg)
“Jerry, there’s something about a good nap that just recharges my batteries. It’s like a mini-vacation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0MVV4L1NSSWhYdHRmM3h0MDlPZ1VuQ3FWVm9RcXIxaW1tUUg4SmY4cEpEdlNTQ1BBK0paOVhxZVNNQW1jd3JFclhKQjM4NXVVSG51TXRlUEdndmZVdDAwY3p2TEljNy9ib3AyY3RxaHUxeXVzcVZUY3U4WkVsZXU0S2FCZ3ZWNkNvMHlMQWRhZDlwRnEwY0FDUEtoZlZ2RlRldm1oMnNvSkQ1TG91cnlZMkd6QT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(75836c41e33bdaeba524b0deaa91ba49).jpg)
“Jerry, I’ve decided to live my life like a musical. I’ll be singing and dancing my way through every situation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0MERyYUVTVjJ1R1VnTitjbnlZeW1kZCtTL2dkYWJuYTJYa3A1am5BeUdMRE9qN2dkQVBGMzN0emIyVVByRll5aTVaR1A1SGhUQURMSk5UTEVMWjF1ZXo5eGE4Uyt4WHY4TmZ2d2dnWmc3dVRYdUlxcGtyMDZYUUtPVWxFTnIrazEyTmR6Q0RxcVlrcGpnSjFLMGNiTk81OEI4NVFhUTdKZi9CNjY0R3RETlVabHJJNmpBRkVVWmFidmF0V1BVbGZRVT0%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(0fe9b1b6496e884eed27ec016c337e0f).jpg)
“Jerry, I’ve been reading up on conspiracy theories. Did you know that the government is controlling our minds through toothpaste?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYkNWNXFST2JYUXY1WDRGalRmYVhLL2NHdlZwREFUakI3N21TSWpVdlFqaUN1WFZYZFhGMW03eldYRkFGT2RFb3Q2SVh6c0sxTEgydUJWZ0J5TWlBZ1J3SUZYVjBVajFaMFpsVTdQUmpxa0l5ZXZWTnRJRkhydzk5TmZUZERvSzA4R2VQSGJyK1lqY21BVkMzSStDSjFMblhzVTFTbWRJN1VBV280bFdibjdad21hSFQyOW1KemxKYS9yNGFkclVjQT09/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(b1843d78eaa6084f37b08083c6b9a853).jpg)
“You know, Jerry, I’ve always believed that the secret to success is just showing up. So I show up everywhere!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRYy9VeDM0NlRSUXNQWU1jdE9qc3JTaXh4cXV3OGtiMEF6dWxFQlgxc0ZhSzZ2YTRPMktFYk82NG5IV0pzWkJiaFlkNzBKM2k4bEpjaU1uZVJvT0srcGpjTVpUYzNqY0p4aEEzQi9ZcldaMlBNOXR1ZUZJb3dzL2RQa3ZjdW9EZ0E2WXphVDVwbERSMHNXSnZSVlNZNWIx/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(4399d66b4240ab7fb63d67ccabcced64).jpg)
“I’m starting a new fad, Jerry. I’m gonna wear my clothes backwards. It’s gonna be huge!”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0MWRMNkYrWjZ4VzRtWm10OThwNGF1aHQzSEJCMGdMNndoSWRHVXZKenl1VDNxbFZRQSsvTzhNV1haNFdnWUp5MXFyVjZhL2pOTjBYaEZtU3JmQWpkNXJMY3VnU0NIMk1pTjlVT05tUWVUNUpsWi9lTjQvWTBiQlJFMkIydW1ESERhSnk3ZGl1YytIQUdBbzFBWEErZTRQaUs5OWpBZStFZDFFdjl4VExnUDRndGJQWmI1QlhHT3JVWjA2eTNqL2VjZz0%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(319b392e9da70e020a084bba2f41f305).jpg)
“Jerry, I’ve discovered the ultimate workout. It’s called ‘lying on the couch’ and it really gets the heart pumping.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVWRqRkFWNGFHUlF4YmNUbjh3OUx2b0pYT3RTejk0OGU3akQxS1NlQmpESjRDUzFMWUF6a1VoTHdUbHlISFA3ajFHRGdSK291VCtLWXFWeVhXbklzN2dqdWl6ZHJnaG9BUmRvNXd2YmdiNUpTRUZBWmd3dEFzOC9iVklJK0V0Qi9ZT05XOUJrMHFId2Vwd1htVFFCWCtnPQ%3D%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(f818b1bf9f00d118ee7f9b15fb03dc60).jpg)
“Jerry, do you ever feel like life is just one big sitcom? With laugh tracks and everything?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZktueDBLdFVabDZPdjhLT1ZHOGI0M2t6cVUwWWVYTy8wVGd0bitJSzVqZkgvL1d5WmJmZis2ZmRFd1BobGpzbCs4UmFNeWxrZGJ1K2xmbEZiMWl4NnRybzR4eGs1aExjV3N2U0ZTT3dTZXJDb2tmRWovUXZIdFNmRExQeldWSXZRd1NzbEJvTjZER2M5cGFGMGh6WnBSWTUwZG1teUVuVG55SG0wQTlYVk5aeWdCbVFQME9HbjBRb2ZlOU03UWFHVTBwSURUK284bzl5Rmt5Zjd2L2ZBMD0%3D/BEST+KRAMER+QUOTES/(8b458482cebd10b435d7f61325e8c972).jpg)
“Jerry, I’m starting a new club. It’s called ‘Kramerica’ and it’s gonna be bigger than the Illuminati!”