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“I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.” – Thomas Jefferson
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“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
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“I failed my way to success.” – Thomas Edison
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“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
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“Don’t watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going.” – Sam Levenson
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“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.” – Joe Girard
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“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer
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“I started with nothing, and I still have most of it.” – Michael Davis
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
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“The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt
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“The key to success is to start before you are ready.” – Marie Forleo
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“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.” – Oscar Wilde
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“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
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“The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.” – Michael Scott (The Office) QUOTES ABOUT FRIENDS HANGING OUT WITH YOUR EX
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“The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.” – Unknown
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“I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she hugged me.” – Unknown
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“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.” – Douglas Adams
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“If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.” – Steven Wright
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“I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, ‘Well, that’s not going to happen.'” – Unknown
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“The first 90% of the task takes 90% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%.” – Unknown
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“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.” – Robert Benchley
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“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright
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“I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals, I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.” – A. Whitney Brown
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“The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.” – Gerald Burrill
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown
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“I wake up every morning, and I say to myself, ‘I’m still alive. It’s going to be a great day.'” – Paul Henderson