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“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m ready, depression.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star
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“Is mayonnaise an instrument?” – Patrick Star
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“I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah. You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah. We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah. Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I can’t even see where I’m going…it’s so dark down here. WAIT! I’m not wearing my glasses!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“F is for friends who do stuff without you.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m ugly and I’m proud.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I can’t see my forehead!” – Patrick Star
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“I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I definitely don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. I don’t need it. Okay, I NEED IT!” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“Sometimes we have to go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems.” – Patrick Star
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“I’m feeling a deep sense of emptiness inside me. A void that cannot be filled. I can’t feel anything but sadness. It’s unbearable.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab…I’m not a Chum Bucket…I’m nothing!” – Plankton
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“I always thought of myself as a failure, but I never realized how much I’ve disappointed myself.” – SpongeBob SquarePants EVERYONE WILL DIE ONE DAY QUOTES
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“I’m not a Krusty Krab, but what am I? What am I?!” – Plankton
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“Everything I touch sinks into darkness. I am a harbinger of destruction.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“Why do I always end up alone?” – Squidward Tentacles
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“No one truly knows me. No one ever will. Can you really see me? Can anyone?” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’ve spent my whole life trying to be a success, and all I’ve become is a miserable failure.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“Even my clarinet can’t mask the sound of my despair.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m stuck in a dead-end job, and I can’t escape. Is this all my life will ever be?” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m a loser. I’ve always been a loser, and I always will be.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m constantly surrounded by idiots, and it’s driving me insane.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I’m just a sad, lonely sponge in the vast ocean of sadness.” – SpongeBob SquarePants
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“I’ve failed at every dream I ever had. I’m nothing but a disappointment.” – Squidward Tentacles
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“I wish I could just disappear and never come back.” – SpongeBob SquarePants