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“I’m not lazy, I’m just on my energy-saving mode.”
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“I’m not late, I’m just on fashionably late mode.”
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“The best way to predict the future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
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“Happiness is not something ready-made. It comes from your own actions.” – Dalai Lama
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“I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.” – Thomas Edison
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“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs
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“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me; I’ll laugh at you.”
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“Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” – Elbert Hubbard
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“The key to success is to start before you are ready.”
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“The biggest risk is not taking any risk.” – Mark Zuckerberg
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“I wake up every morning with the joyous anticipation that something wonderful is about to happen… until I remember I’m not a morning person.”
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“If you can’t remember my name, just call me ‘AWESOME’. It’s practically the same thing.” BODY POSITIVE INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES
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“Some days, you just have to create your own sunshine.”
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“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” – Oscar Wilde
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“The only time an opportunity doesn’t knock is when you build a wall.”
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“Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.” – Albert Einstein
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“I don’t need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning.”
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“You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a jar of Nutella.”
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“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?” – Dr. Seuss
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“Do what you love and the money will follow.” – Marsha Sinetar
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“Life is like a camera. Focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot.”
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“Don’t worry if you’re not where you want to be yet. Great things take time. Just like wine and cheese.”