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“I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
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“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.” – Mario Andretti
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“Why do they call it rush hour if nothing moves?” – Robin Williams
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“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.” – Unknown
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“A clean car is a sign of a wasted life.” – Unknown
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“The only time a woman stops a car in traffic is when she sees a shoe sale.” – Unknown
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“If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of car payments.” – Earl Wilson
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“My driving scares me too.” – Unknown
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“The worst part about being a driver is that you never get a break. Unless you crash.” – Unknown
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“I’m not lost, I’m just exploring new routes.” – Unknown
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“I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.” – Unknown
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“If you don’t like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.” – Unknown
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“The faster the car, the slower the driver.” – Unknown
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“Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you’re a mile away and you have his shoes.” – Unknown SALVATION QUOTES BIBLE
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“My car has a GPS system, but it only knows the way to the liquor store.” – Unknown
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“Some roads aren’t meant to be traveled alone… or at all.” – Unknown
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“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying for NASCAR.” – Unknown
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“My boss told me to ‘have a good day.’ So, I went home.” – Unknown
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“I installed a skylight in my car… the flip-top kind. People in the back seat can open it and see out.” – Steven Wright
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“Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?” – Unknown
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“The road to success is always under construction.” – Unknown
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“Speed limit signs are just suggestions.” – Unknown
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
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“The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll consider it.” – Joan Rivers
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“A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.” – Unknown
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“Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.” – Unknown
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“I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.” – Unknown