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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.” – Mignon McLaughlin
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“My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.” – Rodney Dangerfield
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“Marriage is finding that special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Unknown
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“Love is sharing your popcorn.” – Charles Schulz
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park.” – Unknown
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“Being married means mostly shouting ‘What?’ from different rooms.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is getting to have a sleepover with your best friend, every single night of the week.” – Christie Cook
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“Marriage is a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.” – Unknown
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“Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.” – Pauline Thomason
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“If love is the answer, could you please repeat the question?” – Lily Tomlin
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“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.” – Unknown
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“I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner
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“My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it.” – Dottie Archibald INSPIRATIONAL HORSE QUOTES
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.” – Unknown
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park!” – Unknown
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“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.” – Oscar Wilde
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“An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.” – Agatha Christie
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“My husband and I have never considered divorce. Murder sometimes, but never divorce.” – Joyce Brothers
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“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet service to see who they really are.” – Will Ferrell
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“All marriages are happy. It’s living together afterward that’s the challenge.” – Raymond Hull
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“Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.” – Ogden Nash
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade.” – Unknown
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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably, they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.” – Unknown
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“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.” – Ann Bancroft