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“I tried to go to the gym today, but it turns out ‘holding my breath’ during workouts does not count as cardio.”
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“I go to the gym because it’s the last place left where I can’t use my phone.”
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“I only work out so I can carry more grocery bags in one trip.”
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“I hate going to the gym, but I love the feeling of having gone to the gym.”
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“I work out because I know my body deserves to be treated like a temple… that occasionally eats pizza.”
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“My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it ‘lunch.'”
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“When life gives you lemons, go to the gym and let the sweat wash away all the sourness.”
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“I don’t always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure everyone knows about it on social media.”
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“The best exercise is doing yoga… just kidding, it’s actually taking off my sports bra after a workout.”
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“I don’t always enjoy the gym, but I do enjoy the guilt-free wine afterwards.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“I asked the gym instructor if he could teach me to do the splits. He replied, ‘How flexible are you?’ I said, ‘I can’t make it on Tuesdays.'”
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“I only do squats so I can continue to bend down and pick up my snacks.”
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“Just remember, no one looks better standing next to a piece of cake than they do standing next to a dumbbell.” ISLAMIC QUOTES ABOUT HUSBAND AND WIFE LOVE
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“I go to the gym because it’s the only place where my playlist isn’t judged.”
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“I’ve got 99 problems, but hitting the gym ain’t one… actually, it might be problem #100.”
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“I tried to join a fitness class, but I couldn’t handle the pressure of pretending to enjoy burpees.”
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“I work out because I know pizza won’t lift itself into my mouth.”
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“I don’t go to the gym to lose weight. I go to build up my powerlifting skills… when it comes to eating cake.”
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“I signed up for a marathon just so I could have an excuse to carb-load for weeks.”
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“They say you should exercise at least 30 minutes a day. I say, why not just make it a really strong 7 minutes?”
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“I don’t sweat, I sparkle at the gym.”
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“I tried doing a HIIT workout once, but my enthusiasm only lasted for the ‘HI’ part.”
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“Don’t be ashamed of your gym selfie. Some people post pictures of their food, but we all know you worked harder than they did.”
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“I go to the gym because it’s the only place where my grunting can be mistaken for a legit workout.”
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“The difference between a pizza and your gym membership? One actually gets used on a regular basis.”