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“I’m sorry for what I said when I was hangry.”
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“The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook.” – Julia Child
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“I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.” – Tommy Cooper
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“I just want someone to look at me the way I look at food.”
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“Life is too short to miss out on the beautiful things, like a double cheeseburger.” – Channing Tatum
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“Food is essential to life; therefore, make it good and eat it with someone you love.”
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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it.”
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“I like hashtags because they look like waffles.”
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“I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.”
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“If you’re afraid of butter, use cream.” – Julia Child
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“When life gives you lemons, squeeze them on a lobster and enjoy it.”
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“I like rice. Rice is great if you’re hungry and want 2000 of something.”
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“I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are.” BEST QUOTES ABOUT RAFAEL NADAL
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“Life is a combination of magic and pasta.” – Federico Fellini
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“Don’t be afraid of your food. Just eat it.”
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“I always say ‘Morning’ instead of ‘Good Morning’ because if it were a good morning, I’d still be in bed.”
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“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.”
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“Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!”
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“I’m not a big foodie, but I am a big food.” – Louis C.K.
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“I’m in a committed relationship with my bed. We’re perfect together – no eating, no leaving, pure bliss.”
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“I only eat in three places: here, there, and everywhere.”
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“The only thing I’m interested in when it comes to food is eating it.”
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“I just want someone to look at me the way I look at a pizza.”
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“I don’t need a recipe. I’ll just throw a bunch of random ingredients together and call it fusion cuisine.”
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“I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it… all.”