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“Home is where the wifi connects automatically.” – Unknown
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“My idea of a clean house is a place for everything and everything all over the place.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can say anything you want because nobody listens to you anyway.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can scratch any part of your body in peace.” – Unknown
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“I have a coffee table at home that’s made out of a treadmill. Just in case I want to jog while watching TV.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can fart freely without judgment.” – Unknown
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“A clean house is a sign of a boring person.” – Unknown
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“I bought a new house because I accidentally drove by it while looking at the neighborhood dogs.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can dance like no one is watching, because nobody is actually watching.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can eat 24/7 without anyone judging you.” – Unknown
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“Cleaning the house while the kids are home is like shoveling during a blizzard.” – Unknown BIBLE QUOTES ABOUT BEING HAPPY
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“I’m not messy, I’m creatively organized!” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can wear pants with an elastic waistband all day long.” – Unknown
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“My house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can hide your own snacks and find them months later.” – Unknown
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“Nothing makes a house cozier than a closet full of sweaters you’ll never wear.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can nap without setting an alarm.” – Unknown
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“My home is like my smartphone, it has a lot of apps that nobody really needs.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can order pizza and pretend you cooked it.” – Unknown
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“I have fake plants at home because I don’t want to pretend I can take care of real ones.” – Unknown
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“Home is where you can take off your bra and be truly free.” – Unknown