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“Don’t forget to bring a towel!”
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“You wanna get high?”
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“I’m so high, I can see my house from here!”
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“Freakin’ awesome!”
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“I have no idea what’s going on.”
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“A towel is just about the most massively useful thing any interstellar hitchhiker can carry.”
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“You wanna get stoned and watch some TV?”
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“I’m not towel, I’m Towlie. I’m the worst character ever.”
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“I’m so high, I can touch the sky!”
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“I love it when you talk dirty.”
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“I’m just a simple towel trying to get by in this crazy world.” QUOTE ABOUT COUSINS BEING FRIENDS
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“Hey, you wanna borrow my towel? My towel is super soft.”
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“Once you go towel, you never go back.”
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“I’m the towel who knows how to party!”
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“I’m not just a towel, I’m a cultural icon!”
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“A towel without ambition is like a donut without sprinkles.”
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“Hey, man, you look like you need a hug. Or a towel.”
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“I’m not ashamed of being a towel. I embrace my towelness!”
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“I may not be the smartest towel, but I’m definitely the most fun.”
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“Life is better when you have a towel by your side.”