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“Coffee: because adulting is hard enough without it.”
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“I like my coffee like I like my mornings—dark and strong.”
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“Coffee: the most important meal of the day.”
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“Espresso yourself!”
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“Life happens, coffee helps.”
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“Decaf? No thanks, I like my coffee without a mute button.”
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“I have a feeling my coffee needs a coffee.”
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“I love you a latte.”
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“Coffee: because anger management is too expensive.”
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“Coffee, because adulting is a beautiful mix of caffeine, hope, and sarcasm.”
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“Coffee: a hug in a mug.”
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“I like my coffee like my humor—dark and twisted.”
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“Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee.”
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“Coffee: the original productivity hack.” QUOTES TO MAKE A GUY FEEL GUILTY
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“I dream of a world where coffee is free and mornings start at noon.”
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“Caffeine: my daily source of motivation.”
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“Coffee is the answer, no matter what the question is.”
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“I can’t espresso how much you mean to me.”
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“Coffee: cheaper than therapy.”
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“Life without coffee is like a broken pencil—pointless.”
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“Coffee: the magical elixir of early mornings and late nights.”
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“Coffee first, adulting begins later.”
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“Procaffeinating: the tendency to not start anything until you’ve had a cup of coffee.”
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“Coffee: because without it, I’m basically a toddler.”
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“Coffee and friends make the perfect blend.”
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“Coffee: keeping me grounded one cup at a time.”