“The best way to predict your future is to create it.” – Peter Drucker
“Life is not about how fast you run or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.” – Vivian Komori
“Life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon
“Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes.” – Jim Carrey
“Life is like a roller coaster. Try to enjoy the ride and not throw up.” – Unknown
“The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.” – Mark Twain
“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone whose life has given them vodka and have a party.” – Ron White
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. They won’t expect it back.” – Oscar Wilde
“My life feels like a test I didn’t study for.” – Unknown
“Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.” – Mallory Hopkins
“The trouble with life is there’s no background music.” – Steven Wright
“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” – Mark Twain
“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream.” – Bill Murray FATHER WEDDING QUOTES
“Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last long if you’re fat.” – Unknown
“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.” – Charles M. Schulz
“Life is hard. After all, it kills you.” – Katharine Hepburn
“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin
“If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.” – Marilyn Monroe
“If you want to live a happy life, tie it to a goal, not to people or objects.” – Albert Einstein
“The road to success is always under construction.” – Lily Tomlin
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.” – Cathy Guisewite
“The biggest lie I tell myself is ‘I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.'” – Unknown
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” – Steve Martin
“Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me. I’ll laugh at you.” – Unknown