![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrYk5WT04xdk5meFluVm5hWkpxY09TUjBmVGlxQ2wyRHlPTnArZCtVUm1EU09LQ3JQUDduckI1NHFmM3g1aGNFUVBEcHhQYUE3WlhYZmxSQkJISzdWR3htdGhFRzZXNVV0ZlAzOUpMNTI5T2xlZDRqcWVuYmJKdDIybWtpTy95RHlnPT0%3D/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(4705d75438e0b3bc571aa939308f50c3).jpg)
“I’m not feeling very well, I’m feeling more like ‘meh’.”
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“My body is a hotel for germs and they’re not giving me a five-star experience.”
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“Being sick is like being on a rollercoaster, but without the excitement or fun.”
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“If I had a dollar for every time I felt sick, I’d probably have enough money to pay for my medical bills.”
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“Feeling under the weather? Nah, I feel like I’m stuck in a full-blown thunderstorm.”
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“They say laughter is the best medicine, so I guess I need a comedy show stat!”
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“I’m feeling so sick, even my thermometer gave up on me and started displaying error messages.”
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“Being sick is the perfect excuse to binge-watch Netflix guilt-free.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrY3VBVG00QVdSK3RDUkZ4emd3RmdKUURFaUM4Zm53WTF2RWNzK0FLelZwSWV4emxLMXU0VWh1aHRkMW4zNTRyT2xlODdiV01yaDJ2VHM4ZjdId3kxZ3MxRFJvNk1MaU9nVHFzQ0NJWnNCUDh3WFdoekJjbDJhRE5GTXpDM1dCVFBGZnNiYjhNcXhiNHJES2FIejR2WTNvPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(8228aac49c2856e0ccb4638012e20140).jpg)
“Today’s forecast: 100% chance of pj’s, blankets, and a Netflix marathon.”
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“They say chicken soup is good for the soul, but I’d prefer pizza for mine.”
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“If germs were an Olympic sport, I bet I’d be the gold medalist.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRY3plVDBmekFBVk9neHZjcUp4STFKMVBvS21UamhwOU9acTBJZGs0ZVBHSFdIRStOY1RpdDBiRWl4V3JsTmRjb20yNHVjUXBBRE5jOEQvTVA4ZXZtVGZVeUVvaVQwdlhRQVBseDh4Sll1aENXbGNNMXpLNkFobWlDbnBnSXVFcXhRPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(f38ea3b56846a4a8a3168d8a324fdfa9).jpg)
“I’m on a mandatory vacation from life because my body decided to take a sick leave.”
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“Cold medicine: because who needs to think clearly when you can experience hallucinations instead?”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUUl6YmJBNU8xem5vY29vbHRMOFRTWTZWS0ZvOFh2M3dDYm9rNnBic2hrTUNyd3dFWEZLL1RXTW5wMGR6OWtKRGZBV242WXpuZm9GNitKLzROa04zVi8rZ3pLQXEvTjhUQkQ3S3NoaTlINmpTTDl3dzJnMVlCSXg1YWF5eGw4bExrbDRMYW14MTZzQ1p3YW5FQVFEZGRaU0Z0dHhMa3V0MWpIa3ZyRnJqSXE1/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(251272015f9d56e9d9bc7cc14cca0b97).jpg)
“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When you’re sick, make sure it comes with extra honey.”
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“Being sick gives me an excuse to eat all the junk food I want. It’s called comfort food for a reason!” SHARE POSITIVITY QUOTES
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“I’m so sick; I could audition for a role as a zombie in The Walking Dead.”
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“Being sick is like having a personal sauna, except without the luxury or relaxation.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrZHRmSmp0Q2ZWUnZGOUpMeTZGRzBRZFVURldXUTNUeUFERVFIYkhSczhDVFhzS1N6bUFlNE5VTW9iR0VQNzhFTmZLYTI4TGFYWFdOZzhDR0c2dHhFSHdQMndHTkl3MEh5a0NpZlBZSVJ6LzhqOE1TK2dLTHE3L083Y1FEdmhKOVI5OU1iaTNKWC9XbWpEQVY1YmN1SmdNPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(f49bd78bfaef532df24a5f2e2d561202).jpg)
“I’m considering taking up a new career as a professional couch potato until I feel better.”
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“I’ve mastered the art of being sick; I even have a black belt in sneezing and coughing.”
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“Having a cold is like trying to survive a zombie apocalypse in slow motion.”
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“I don’t always get sick, but when I do, it’s usually at the worst possible time.”
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“Sick days are the only days where watching daytime TV is socially acceptable.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWjU2bHBkVkdYZ3RwNGhUTitWOEp4UUpNM1dBa2piNHlpbDNCR2VwaDMrTVdYZGRlaCtXWlVQb2FPRDVjbHVXR29neVp6cVdCSWFBRlJnMFJ3SENjS3lJL3B0MHpwNGRHbnZDQ2JrdWEvWWY2bUkvRloxdnJRTW91dTcxaGJaY0F3OVA2OVlBWHN1b0plbmcwN1A5dXZiZkVyV0RaUDJvbTR0U3h0ZXdycHQwOG1TMytvc3BONVVqTlhrNVlVVzJhQT09/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(d5844346cc246d3e46a4d527dc65dba8).jpg)
“I think my body is trying to compete for the title of ‘World’s Best Drama Queen’ with all these symptoms.”
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“My immune system seems to have taken a vacation without informing me.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrVVNobnZuL0FJNFc5U0VQbTFRVDU5L2lha3lvZEdFYzdZWUtHNXQvVVQ5Z0hPdkVCSmxwYmlhR0pQbGhEMVYxL3ZzMkMwUjdKYzl2TG9ZQU1yZUxtM0Q3NnVJYkNrbGhJb3pDQWxWUFBQQkZ6c1hrU3dTZG9BSkQ4YjgzVWpldVIwYTZWc1Nrc0N3azZsVjVtVWpUVWtBPQ%3D%3D/FUNNY+NOT+FEELING+WELL+QUOTES/(9b369b983d7015631d9fb96693b65d27).jpg)
“My body is like a rebellious teenager, always finding new ways to get me in trouble.”
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“Being sick is a great reminder that we should never take our health for granted. But right now, I’d gladly take a pizza instead.”
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“Forget about the soap operas, my nostrils are currently starring in their own melodrama.”
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“They say laughter is contagious, so I better stick to dad jokes to make people around me sick of laughter instead of germs.”