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“Marriage is like a workshop where the husband works and the wife shops.”
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“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
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“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
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“Marriage is when a man and woman become one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.”
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“I asked my wife, ‘Where do you want to go for our anniversary?’ She said, ‘Somewhere I have never been!’ I suggested, ‘How about the kitchen?'”
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“Marriage is finding that one special person you can annoy for the rest of your life.”
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“Behind every great man stands a surprised mother-in-law.”
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“Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.”
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“Marriage is a workshop of love where husband works and wife shops.”
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“My wife told me I should be more affectionate. So I got two girlfriends.”
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“Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade.” QUOTE ABOUT LOSING A DEAR FRIEND
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“Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.”
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“A happy marriage is a long conversation that always seems too short.”
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“Marriage is like a walk in the park… Jurassic Park.”
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“Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.”
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“My husband and I are doing a workshop on understanding women. We’re still in the part where we sit in silence and stare at each other!”
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“Marriage is all about give and take; you give headaches, and you take heartaches.”
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“Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.”
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“The most important four words for a successful marriage: I’ll do the dishes.”
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“A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.”
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“Getting married is like trading the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.”