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“I’m so good at multitasking, I can smoke and forget to exhale.”
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“I don’t need anger management, I just need some weed.”
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“I’m not a drug addict, I’m a connoisseur of fine herbs.”
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“I have a green thumb, but it’s not because I’m good at gardening…”
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“I like my weed like I like my humor: rolling on the floor laughing.”
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“Why be stressed when you can be obsessed with growing the best weed?”
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“Sorry, I don’t have any problems to solve. I’m too busy rolling up solutions.”
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“My favorite type of flower? Definitely the one that makes you forget your troubles.”
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“I don’t sweat the small stuff, I smoke it.”
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“I may not be a magician, but I can make stress disappear with one puff.”
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“Weed: the only thing that gets better the more you forget about it.”
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“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.” – Mitch Hedberg
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“Life is tough, but it’s better when you’re high.”
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“I’m not addicted, I just really, really, really like weed.”
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“I don’t have a problem with addiction. I have a problem with sobriety.” THANKS QUOTES FOR BOYFRIEND
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“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy weed, and that’s pretty close.”
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“Smoking weed doesn’t make you a bad person. It just makes you a happier one.”
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“Give a man a joint, and he’ll be high for a day. Teach a man to grow, and he’ll be high for a lifetime.”
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“Why chase dreams when you can sit on the couch and let them come to you?”
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“Smoking weed is like taking a vacation from your problems.”
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“I only smoke on two occasions: when it’s raining and when it’s not.”
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“If money can’t buy happiness, then why is there a dispensary on every corner?”
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“Smoking weed is a way to show self-love. You’re literally giving yourself a hug from the inside.”
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“I never worry about my future. I’m too busy enjoying the present moment… with a joint.”
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“You know you’re a stoner when your happy place is your dealer’s house.”
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“Marijuana is nature’s way of saying ‘Hi, chill out!'”
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“I don’t always smoke weed, but when I do, I become a philosopher.”
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“Friendship is like a joint. It burns better when shared.”