“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.” – Buddy Hackett
“My mother told me a million times not to exaggerate.” – Unknown
“I love how we don’t have to say out loud that I’m your favorite child.” – Unknown
“I asked Mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.” – Calvin Trillin
“A suburban mother’s role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after.” – Peter De Vries
“I got to grow up with a mother who taught me to believe in me.” – Antonio Villaraigosa
“When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it’s a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck
“Insanity is hereditary. You can get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson
“As a child, my mother told me bedtime stories. As an adult, I tell her bedtime stories when she falls asleep on the couch.” – Unknown
“I love cleaning up messes I didn’t make. So I became a mother.” – Unknown
“There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.” – Jill Churchill I JUST WANT TO GO AWAY QUOTES
“Mothers are like buttons – they hold everything together.” – Unknown
“God couldn’t be everywhere, so he created mothers.” – Jewish Proverb
“Having children is like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
“A mother is a person who, seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie.” – Tenneva Jordan
“Mothers are not superheroes, they live with them.” – Unknown
“The hand that rocks the cradle usually is attached to someone who isn’t getting enough sleep.” – John Fiebig
“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
“All mothers are working mothers.” – Unknown
“Life doesn’t come with a manual, it comes with a mother.” – Unknown
“The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness.” – Honoré de Balzac