POSITIVE FUNNY QUOTES ABOUT WORK

“I choose a lazy person to do a hard job because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.” – Bill Gates

“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Steve Jobs

“Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?” – Edgar Bergen

“I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you.” – Robin Williams

“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.” – Charles Lamb

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.” – Oscar Wilde

“Work hard, nap hard.” – Unknown

“If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” – Dalai Lama

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” – Douglas Adams

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost

“I believe in luck: how else can you explain the success of those you don’t like?” – Jean Cocteau

“The secret of getting ahead is getting started.” – Mark Twain DAY QUOTES AND SAYINGS

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.” – Albert Schweitzer

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.” – Earl Wilson

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” – Lily Tomlin

“Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.” – Steven Wright

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.” – Lily Tomlin

“I’m a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work, the more I have of it.” – Thomas Jefferson

“Don’t be afraid to give up the good to go for the great.” – John D. Rockefeller

“You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?” – Steven Wright

“I’m not clumsy, I just have a tendency to spontaneously trip and occasionally crash into things.” – Unknown

“Go the extra mile. It’s never crowded.” – Wayne Dyer