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“I need a vacation so long, even my vacation needs a vacation!”
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“If vacationing was a job, I would never retire!”
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“Vacations: when you don’t know what day it is, but you don’t care!”
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“My boss said I need a vacation. So, I’m just following orders!”
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“I need a vacation like a fish needs water – desperately!”
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“Vacation mode: on. Brain function: off!”
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“Time to quit my job and become a professional vacationer!”
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“I need a vacation to escape from my vacation planning stress!”
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“My sense of wanderlust needs a full recharge!”
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“If work was so great, we wouldn’t need vacations!”
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“My idea of a perfect vacation is one without Wi-Fi or responsibilities!” 2 BROTHERS AND 1 SISTER QUOTES
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“Vacation: the only time it’s acceptable to daydream all day!”
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“I’m so tired, even my tired is tired – I definitely need a vacation!”
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“I need a vacation to recover from the vacation I just had!”
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“I believe in vacations the way some people believe in unicorns – with absolute devotion!”
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“Vacation: the only time it’s acceptable to drink before noon!”
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“I need a vacation to untangle the knots in my brain and relax!”
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“I work hard for vacations that are way too short!”
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“Vacation: a period when I pretend to be rich and famous!”
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“I need a vacation to remind myself that life is more than just deadlines and stress!”