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“I’m sorry, did you just say it’s Monday? I thought you said it’s coffee time!”
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“Coffee: because adulting is hard and Mondays are even harder.”
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“I like my coffee like I like my Mondays: strong and black.”
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“Monday mornings are like a bad cup of coffee, you just have to power through it.”
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“I run on coffee and sarcasm, especially on Mondays.”
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“Monday + Coffee = A match made in heaven.”
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“I’m not a morning person, but I’ll gladly be a coffee person on Mondays.”
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“Coffee is my Monday motivation.”
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“Coffee: the Monday miracle worker.”
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“If mornings had a face, I would throw a cup of coffee at it on Mondays.”
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“Monday asks for coffee, and I say, ‘Challenge accepted!'” QUOTES ABOUT A TRUE FRIEND ALWAYS BEING THERE
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“Coffee is the official sponsor of my Monday mornings.”
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“Coffee makes Mondays tolerable, and by tolerable, I mean survivable.”
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“Monday without coffee is like a weekend without sleep – unbearable!”
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“I can’t espresso how much I need coffee on Mondays.”
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“Dear Monday, coffee is my way of saying, ‘I don’t want to talk to you yet.'”
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“I don’t always drink coffee, but when I do, it’s always on a Monday.”
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“Coffee, because adulting starts on Mondays.”
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“Monday: the day you realize the weekend is over just as your coffee cup is empty.”
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“Coffee: the Monday morning magic potion.”