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“If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.”
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“I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.”
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“I’m not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.”
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“You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.”
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“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.”
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“If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid.”
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“You’re not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.”
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“Your face is why people invented bags for their heads.”
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“You must have been born on a highway, because that’s where most accidents happen.”
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“I’d call you a tool, but at least tools are useful.”
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“You’re so dumb, you think a quarterback is a refund.”
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“You have the personality of a wet napkin.”
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“If you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless.”
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“You’re like a trash bag, always full of drama and ready to be taken out.” FAMOUS MATH QUOTES ABOUT LIFE
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“I envy people who haven’t met you.”
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“If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.”
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“You’re not just a clown; you’re the entire circus.”
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“I’d tell you to go to hell, but I don’t want to see you again.”
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“The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s butt and wait.”
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“You have an IQ of negative four, and that’s only because they don’t go any lower.”
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“Does your train of thought have a caboose?”
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“You have all the appeal of a paper cut.”
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“If you were any less intelligent, we would have to water you twice a week.”
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“You’re like a bright light at the end of a tunnel, but the tunnel’s on fire.”
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“You make everyone you meet wish they hadn’t.”
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“It’s a shame stupidity isn’t painful.”