![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrWllMSmZudDcyQnh3KzF1YTc4RTAyRUhUeURyTUJ6SVZUYkFmZmY3L25ndnJqWHM2TFBQZlk5MVY5S0syei93RjRldlVVSjJHYVc2ZUhzbjkwajJBOWM9/MISS+U+FUNNY+QUOTES/(3d413e22563eb9d6eb5d54e59e2bb66b).jpg)
“I miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts.”
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“I’m not saying I miss you, but a tornado could hit my house and I’d be like ‘Where did all my stuff go?'”
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“I miss you so much, it’s like everyday is leg day at the gym.”
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“If missing you was a job, I’d be the CEO of the company.”
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“I miss you so much, I might start stalking your old Facebook photos just to feel closer to you.”
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“I miss you like a computer misses its mouse.”
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“I miss you like Netflix misses the ‘Are you still watching?’ message.”
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“I miss you like a dog misses humping people’s legs.”
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“I miss you so much, I should probably start charging my phone for all the texts I’m not receiving.”
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“I miss you like a fish misses water, except I’m drowning in sadness instead.”
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“I miss you like an anchor misses the sea.”
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“I miss you more than a Kardashian misses the opportunity for a selfie.” QUOTES ABOUT LIFE FAMILY AND FORGIVENESS
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“I miss you like a giraffe with a sore neck misses a chiropractor.”
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“I miss you like a squirrel misses its acorns during a harsh winter.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZlRCNmh3WVlBM2d4dGtwMFRUdFVEY2lGemhGSW9MbnBvdFRhdmVmbVBSZ1dhc2d6T0tkQUFldm1JdU43WlpsNE09/MISS+U+FUNNY+QUOTES/(0b92ce3dfad2748b49612436441e532e).jpg)
“I miss you like a bad hair day misses a hat.”
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“I miss you more than a Monday morning misses the snooze button.”
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“I miss you like a mosquito misses a slap.”
![](https://imi.abcradio.fm/quotes/preview/dTB4cGRsem5DcWlBMGVROWZJVXQrUXhWVUZpMUNBV1FPd2k0VEVkbVRRZWMyM3J0SHg2L2NmOCt2Z3R4Rzlhb2hLTUtUZm1rTHFTSEFMVm9xRncxN21FN1NtbCtrMXhnblVwSHVoQmpCL009/MISS+U+FUNNY+QUOTES/(cf084823c0679d9971da6098166b9dda).jpg)
“I miss you more than a vegetarian misses bacon.”
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“I miss you like a kangaroo misses its pouch.”
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“I miss you like a clown misses his audience.”
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“I miss you like a bee misses its honey.”
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“I miss you more than a balloon misses its air.”
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“I miss you like a cat misses a full food bowl.”