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“There’s a special rung in hell for people who waste good scotch.” – Lou Solverson
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“Yah, real good.” – Carl Showalter
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“Oh, I’m not going anywhere. You scum, you little scum.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“It’s a beautiful day.” – Gaear Grimsrud
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“The eyes, they never lie.” – Betsy Solverson
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“Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I’m just doing my job here.” – Officer Gunderson
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“I’m not gonna debate you, Jerry.” – Wade Gustafson
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“I’m just not one for disputes. In fact, I don’t much care for them.” – Mike Yanagita
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“See, these movies are like morality tales, you know? They’re teaching stories.” – Marge Gunderson
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“You know, it’s a naive domestic ideal that just doesn’t survive in the real world.” – Gaear Grimsrud
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“You know, just because I’m telling you this story doesn’t mean I’m alive at the end of it.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.” – Marge Gunderson
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“I’d do a lot worse than kidnap my wife for that kind of money.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“I’m a police officer, not a magician.” – Lou Solverson
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“And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper.” – Marge Gunderson
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“I think I’m gonna barf.” – Jean Lundegaard GOD IS ALWAYS ON MY SIDE QUOTES
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“The money was all mine.” – Carl Showalter
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“I’m cooperating here!” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“None of it would have moved me, none of it would have happened if I hadn’t fallen in love with you.” – Wade Gustafson
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“And then I woke up.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“Sir, you have no call to get snippy with me, I’m just doing my job here.” – Officer Gunderson
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“Yah, they’re real bright.” – Carl Showalter
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“You see my point. What would you do?” – Gaear Grimsrud
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“You know, you’d give an Eskimo a popsicle and he’d probably try to shove it up his ass.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“You know, I don’t want to get into definitions.” – Mike Yanagita
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“Well you might just be right.” – Lou Solverson
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“You have no call to get snippy with me!” – Marge Gunderson
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“I’m not right sure that I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.” – Jerry Lundegaard
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“But the true life test is always the presence of a corpse.” – Marge Gunderson
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“So, we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there’s a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal.” – Lou Solverson